lousy smarch weather

Was highly skeptical of Reggie Dinkins and the mockumentary format until I realized it’s a Carlock joint. It’s real good.

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

You should, she’s the reason why people didn’t vote.

Oh my god the only thing missing is jingling keys and him laughing and clapping like an infant

Al Ewing and Pasqual Ferry giving the people what they want (white supremacists getting their faces bashed in)

Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.

Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

how it feels taking public transit rn

it’s coming home

One of those days where I actually feel pretty good about the fact that I sold my car years ago.

It’s a war that’s not a war, we want to topple the fundamentalist regime but it’s not regime change.

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

Once again…

how long have you got

Dana White had copies of my articles on the UFC printed so that he could put them in a big binder of work by people he hated, and in truth, being hated by that guy is one of my proudest accomplishments

Another casualty of Going On the Computer Too Much

I’m also the special envoy for the shield of the americas

Wonder if Noem is serious about coming back to DC as a senator. The quiet knock on her in the veepstakes was "she's really stupid" and boy did that pay off

Graham Linehan used to have boilerplate lefty politics before he went insane. Transphobia is a gateway drug to other reactionary modes of thought. See also: Rowling, Joanne

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Man, if “the villain we’ve never seen on screen before” is just Two-Face’s shitty dad

Oh man, you’re 100% right. That’s even weirder!!

This is apparently sourced from right-wing geek rag Giant Freakin’ Robot (ugh) so take it with a huge grain of salt.

“Christopher”?

Paternal: WWII vet, postal worker
Maternal: trucker

There are no dedicated FPS fans on Bluesky, so you can probably guess which part of the joke people are getting mad at