lousy smarch weather

Watched the John Candy doc on Prime and my biggest takeaway is that Dan Aykroyd has just aged into his Nothing But Trouble character

Everything is gonna be this

Had on an old Siskel & Ebert “worst of 1989” show and Siskel really goes off on Fred Savage for being in 2 bad movies that year. When Ebert tried to point out he’s just a little kid, Siskel was having none of it. “He has a lot of power in his little world.”

Swiftie cope has been so insanely good the last week

“Steven J. Lockjaw,” “Virgil Throckmorton” and “Ghetto Pat” are all excellent Pynchonesque character names. Virgil Throckmorton in particular feels lovingly crafted.

Every time I look at anything related to One Piece it’s always so off-putting and hideous. I literally don’t understand why people willingly consume it. No disrespect.

I know this hurts but Peter Thiel is probably on the more normal end of the spectrum for white Otaku

Loved Chase Infiniti. Nice to see Sean Penn be unambiguously good in something again. Not sure if it earns that American Girl needle drop, and the Comrade Joshua jokes felt like they needed a second draft. Still, more fun than anything else you’ll see in theaters right now.

Loved it! Characters getting so lost in coded language, secret identities, and opaque goals that they risk losing themselves utterly. The choice is between futurity and human flourishing or total obliteration. I’m gonna be saying “just a few small beers” every time I have a couple Modelos now.

Black and white shot of Diane Keaton in a tank top with her hands behind her head. I like this photo for its simplicity; you can feel her personality.

"She is the dream actress that every director should have." —Gillian Armstrong

Rest in peace to the great Diane Keaton, fearless and unique, a dream actress indeed. 📷 Norman Seeff, Los Angeles, 1975

I should really watch Reds one of these days

RIP to everyone’s mom’s favorite actress; that kind of makes her everyone’s favorite actress.

SUMMONING SALT: and then, the next day, penisguy did this.

[synth song plays over live footage of me in my boxers watching the summoning salt video]

ME: haha i love this part

🖕

Finally seeing One Battle After Another tonight. 👍

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee

I’m going to deal with my various existential crises by investing in bootleg Simpsons streetwear. That’s probably fine.

“I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice”

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

feels like a cultural shift where we hated celebrities in the 2000s, liked them in the 2010s, and now we're back to not liking them. there's no successor name to "beyoncé's internet".

i remain marginally hopeful that these freaks are rapidly and wildly overplaying their hand

Just saw someone use the term “Beyoncé’s internet” unironically in 2025 and was flabbergasted until I remembered that this is Bluesky, which is permanently stuck in the Long 2016.

He looks like he has a PhD in Plate Throwing Studies

There is a Russian man named Anton on the new season of Love is Blind and he has a forearm tattoo that just says “Russian”

her body and other parties sucked

lmao

This fucked me up so bad when I first saw it at like, 12:

f you want to get married, have children, own a home, or own a vehicle, being under 50 is now a greater disadvantage than not having a college degree

Chris needs to either embrace being a bald guy with a horseshoe or book a flight to Istanbul, that hairline’s gotta go.