lousy smarch weather

how long have you got

Dana White had copies of my articles on the UFC printed so that he could put them in a big binder of work by people he hated, and in truth, being hated by that guy is one of my proudest accomplishments

Another casualty of Going On the Computer Too Much

I’m also the special envoy for the shield of the americas

Wonder if Noem is serious about coming back to DC as a senator. The quiet knock on her in the veepstakes was "she's really stupid" and boy did that pay off

Graham Linehan used to have boilerplate lefty politics before he went insane. Transphobia is a gateway drug to other reactionary modes of thought. See also: Rowling, Joanne

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Man, if “the villain we’ve never seen on screen before” is just Two-Face’s shitty dad

Oh man, you’re 100% right. That’s even weirder!!

This is apparently sourced from right-wing geek rag Giant Freakin’ Robot (ugh) so take it with a huge grain of salt.

“Christopher”?

Paternal: WWII vet, postal worker
Maternal: trucker

There are no dedicated FPS fans on Bluesky, so you can probably guess which part of the joke people are getting mad at

If you wanna see a bunch of 20 year-old shut-ins getting mad, check the replies and QRTs

lol didn’t clock that until just now. That rocks, he’s great.

2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing

2026: “CEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers

I think this clarifies how AI is often used as a substitute for objectivity. Actual scientific objectivity refutes conservatives at every turn, but w/ AI they can disavow their own perspective by deferring to an automatically produced reproduction of a part of the world.

Big fan of pretty much all the historicals, especially the Henriad tetralogy. I particularly love Richard II and Richard III. Hamlet, obvs. Macbeth is always Grand Guignol fun.

A future without weebs? All dreams are achievable.

it's awesome how much money grocery chains are willing to spend on Theft Deterring Infrastructure like chest high traffic gates and "AI"-augmented cameras and riot-geared rentacops, but they absolutely refuse to pay for more than one cashier to man their four dusty checkout lanes at any given time.

lol that the one CBS contributor guy was like “I actually don’t feel like I can morally judge him, I just didn’t want the bad publicity.”

my old band’s manager was paul manafort’s mistress and we got fucked up in one of his apartments and everything in the fridge was moldy

lotta people surprised at how bad that lanterns show looks. Let me remind you that there were signs, signs like "tom king is writing the gl show"

No Help and Few Options for Travelers Stranded by Mideast Conflict

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.

Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a “sexist attitude”

How did these men know to stay away from Epstein? One googled him, one asked his mom for advice, and one actually listened to what Epstein said to him and quickly realized he was a witless misogynist.

It wasn't that hard, and every scientist who claims they didn't know is either lying or stupid.

Double-tapping a school full little girls. We’re never washing this fucking stain off.

“I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has.” Is that how Christianity works now? You just assume God’s will is always in your favor?