on his face 🔞

my girl loves the fact that i be spending time with her gay bro. i just be smokin ole dude out & bust a few nuts in him.

i taught my boys to not argue but to share. my boy, when i tell you they took that shit literally. i ain’t had no pussy in idk how long cause these lil niggas never let me rest.

since his mom left my son felt like he needed to step up in her shoes. he has a job for his wants but makes sure i have clean work clothes, a hot meal on the table when i get off & drained balls without me asking or even lifting a finger sometimes. what is better than having a gay son? nothing.

my ‘straight’ homie so funny. after the club, he wanna make sure i get in the house ok so he follows me home & comes in. nigga just want some boy ass before he crawl in the bed with his bm. not gonna lie tho, nigga can bust as many as he want.

my white coworker cool af & not gone cap, homie had a fatty on him. one day shorty was strugglin so i helped him out & we talked. turns out, he just down the street from me. he invited me over to watch the game but we ain’t been doin nothin but fuckin since i been here.

my sister asked me to to talk to my nephew cause he wanna hang in the streets. so when i talked to him about it i told him he don’t wanna go to the pin & have a big dick nigga running in his shit. he asked wym so i showed him. whenever he does go to the streets, he always end up here for some more.

my bf already know i love sloppy seconds, especially when it’s from the homies or my lil bro. extra points if i walk in on em.

i love when my homie lil bro tag along. his ass juicy af & the bro ain’t stingy when it comes to sharing.

my bm pops let us live with him as long as i’m paying him. i never told my girl but the “rent” i pay him going towards us a spot. that mf wants a different type of “payment”.

during the family reunion, my nephew kept wearing those tight ass shorts. his ass reminded me of his pops before he married my sister & said he was done with taking dick. now i got his son bent over in the resort’s lobby bathroom.

whenever my son says come watch a movie with him, it’s really so he could drain my meat.

what really happens when cousins link up in the basement

my plug said he always fwm because i kept my shit g then he told me he been wanting to fwm frfr since we left high school. fine time i spent all that damn money, but we got into some shit tho.

my son always has a hard time sleeping at night, even after busting one. we came up with something else to get him to sleep quicker. come play in dada’s throat my boy.

my lil bro homie been in my dms for a few years. he always say he ain’t never been with a dude & want me to be his first. when i tell you that mf showed up & showed out! got the mf on speed dial when i need a fix.

whenever my cuz wanna go out to a club or some shi, he always gotta nut in my shi first.

you know how you just randomly want some dick? i go straight into my stepbro’s room cause that mf got plenty.

summers at grandpops house be like

my lil bro act like he doesn’t like it when one of his friends wants me to stay around, but ik he enjoys it just as much as his homie.

i was supposed to be going to a party with my friends but my pops told me i need to help my baby bro with something first. it wasn’t until we made it to his bedroom that i understood what he meant. that’s the night my father knew his youngest boy was ready to become a man.

ain’t shit like coming home drunk & being woken up with yo shit in somebody. i stay in a spot with my gay cousin, that mf known for taking dick while a nigga sleeping. when you wake up, the shit feel too good to tell him to stop. not only did he turn me out, but a few of my homies too.

my neighbor stay cheeked up, no matter the occasion. knocked on his door one day cause ik he got some liquor in here. a few shots in, found out he was really gay but just a man about his shit. he found out that i fuck around with niggas too. he said to make sure it wasn’t my last time comin thru.

if you don’t have gas money, idgaf, you coming off something. my sister bd said he didn’t have any money cause he just payed the rent, ok. you got a dick don’t you? come up off that nut my boy.

after the club, cuzzo & i stop by my crib to match again & give me them cheeks.

ik my boy be missing me while i’m at work. he loves to send some shit right before i get off to make sure i’m coming home to pound his shit.

my ole lady & her son one & the same. they the type that got a disrespectful mouth on them. i be havin to show his lil ass that all he needs is an adjustment to that attitude just like his mama.

when my son calls me to pick him up cause he done got too drunk to drive, i’m pulling up. dgaf what time it is. every time tho, his drunk ass gone get in, grab my meat & i have to pull over to get us together before we make it home to his mama.

my cousin & i been playing house since we were kids & i always been that daddy. now that we share an actual house, i’m still the daddy.

my ole lady told me that she’s grateful i never judged her oldest for being gay. how could i? they make the best eaters.

whenever i text my big bro & ask what he cook for dinner, he’ll send me a vid like this & ask what i want to eat. i’ll make a whole list on that text, but i already know what i got an appetite for.