on his face 🔞

when my boy don’t wanna suck my shit, might as well call me picasso they way i paint his face.

pops be mad horny frfr. he text me a few times a week to tell me to pull up at the park. he be spending his lunch break with dick all in him.

ma gay best friend has always been like a dad to me. he’s been there to get me right when i been fuckin up, keep me out the streets, for all of my heartbreaks, etc. this man might as well be my dad.

i was chillin with the neighbor when he told me that his girl left him. i couldn’t help myself & asked him why. said cause she caught her brother eating his ass. it got quiet for a sec, then i hit him with a question.

“you tryin to take a few nuts rn?”

i’d suck the grey off his balls 🤤🤤🤤

my nephew asked me if he could stay over for a few days cause him & his bm got into it. told him it was fine but his aunt went out of town on a girls trip so ima need some until she gets back.

what really goes down on our boys trip.

my ole lady oldest son was always thicker than a mf & always smelling a lil musty. mf always had me wrapped around his fingers & all i’m doing is smelling his cheeks through the underwear.

caught my lil girls bf talkin mad shit to her so i told the lil nigga to take a ride with me. our mom used to wash our mouth with soap, but pops taught us if a mf got too much to say, make that nigga eat everything he was saying.

my autistic lil cuz been wearing this same costume since last halloween & been looking thick af in it. i broke down one day & told him i’ll buy him two more just like it if he can help me out with some. he said that’ll be his third time with new suits cause his pops needed help too.

my stepson know he don’t ever have to leave home, especially when he ride my shit better than his mama.

when me & my lil cuz link we smoke, take a few shots & be horny af. we normally just jack but this time i let him play with my hole. lil cuz already know i need some dick dick.

my neighbor’s kid broke my window with a baseball & when he came over to pay for it he was also chewing the boy out saying he’s tired of that shit & he needed a lesson. he sat there & watch me drill his boy for over an hour to make sure he did in fact learn that lesson.

my stepbrother the type of dude that bounces from girl to girl so that means house to house. that ain’t gone stop him from sliding through & getting bounced on from time to time.

uncle reggie always been my favorite unc. never judged me for being gay & nun of that. he told me after i graduated hs i could move in with him till i look for me a spot. ain’t left since.

my girl thinks that i just be smoking & vibing with her lil bro. she don’t know that i like dudes too & be eating tf outta his dick.

my neph liked to come over & stay a few days ‘reminds him of his childhood’ he would say. lil mf just wanna smoke my shit & bust me down frfr.

pops always told me when a mf just keep talkin, they just need they mouth stuffed & fucked. family or not.

moms work the graveyard shift so ik when my stepdad call me to pick him up cause he drunk it just means he wants some bussy.

he might not talk to my moms anymore, but he’s the only one nigga i call daddy.

my cougar think she can just hold out on pussy when she get mad at me & that’s cool. soon as she dip out, i go straight to her son room cause ima get my nut one way or another.

my cuz wanted to pull up to catch some of this meat but my son was at the crib so told cuz to come in the room. told my son to knock if he need some but walked in on us.

“shit cuh, keep suckin. he gone learn bout ts some day. matter of fact, come on son. let us teach you some.”

when my ole lady go out with her girls, i know she’s not coming back until the sun comes up. her son usually come sleep with me.

every sunday after my grandma leave for church, i go see my unc. every once & awhile he’ll have one of his homies over too.

my sister be thanking me cause i keep my nephew from being in the streets. he was only in the streets for some dick so i told him to call me if he needed that. didn’t need him catching some from these mfs.

my lil bro push ass them all other niggas to the side when i call to come through.

my pops homie & i been fucking round for a minute. pops needed me to take him some one day & saw the meat in ole dude shorts. been eating his dick since.

my bro in law say he straight af but in the backseat of my car getting ready to feed me some nieces & nephews.

pops made us put a mattress in the living room & told me i couldn’t get non of lil bro until he get off work and they fuck around.

my ole lady think i’m cool af with her baby daddy. you can say that i guess, been smashin him before her so…