on his face 🔞

after the club, cuzzo & i stop by my crib to match again & give me them cheeks.

ik my boy be missing me while i’m at work. he loves to send some shit right before i get off to make sure i’m coming home to pound his shit.

my ole lady & her son one & the same. they the type that got a disrespectful mouth on them. i be havin to show his lil ass that all he needs is an adjustment to that attitude just like his mama.

when my son calls me to pick him up cause he done got too drunk to drive, i’m pulling up. dgaf what time it is. every time tho, his drunk ass gone get in, grab my meat & i have to pull over to get us together before we make it home to his mama.

my cousin & i been playing house since we were kids & i always been that daddy. now that we share an actual house, i’m still the daddy.

my ole lady told me that she’s grateful i never judged her oldest for being gay. how could i? they make the best eaters.

whenever i text my big bro & ask what he cook for dinner, he’ll send me a vid like this & ask what i want to eat. i’ll make a whole list on that text, but i already know what i got an appetite for.

anytime i come around, my neph asks me to run him to the store, to his homie house, etc. he know ima do it for him, but he’s gotta do something for me too.

my son knows nothing in life is free, even coming back home. ya mama might be sweet on you over at her crib, mine tho? i’m taking them fruity cheeks.

my wife is the love of my life, don’t get me wrong. her son on the other hand, speaks to my inner demons.

when my boy don’t wanna suck my shit, might as well call me picasso they way i paint his face.

pops be mad horny frfr. he text me a few times a week to tell me to pull up at the park. he be spending his lunch break with dick all in him.

ma gay best friend has always been like a dad to me. he’s been there to get me right when i been fuckin up, keep me out the streets, for all of my heartbreaks, etc. this man might as well be my dad.

i was chillin with the neighbor when he told me that his girl left him. i couldn’t help myself & asked him why. said cause she caught her brother eating his ass. it got quiet for a sec, then i hit him with a question.

“you tryin to take a few nuts rn?”

i’d suck the grey off his balls 🤤🤤🤤

my nephew asked me if he could stay over for a few days cause him & his bm got into it. told him it was fine but his aunt went out of town on a girls trip so ima need some until she gets back.

what really goes down on our boys trip.

my ole lady oldest son was always thicker than a mf & always smelling a lil musty. mf always had me wrapped around his fingers & all i’m doing is smelling his cheeks through the underwear.

caught my lil girls bf talkin mad shit to her so i told the lil nigga to take a ride with me. our mom used to wash our mouth with soap, but pops taught us if a mf got too much to say, make that nigga eat everything he was saying.

my autistic lil cuz been wearing this same costume since last halloween & been looking thick af in it. i broke down one day & told him i’ll buy him two more just like it if he can help me out with some. he said that’ll be his third time with new suits cause his pops needed help too.

my stepson know he don’t ever have to leave home, especially when he ride my shit better than his mama.

when me & my lil cuz link we smoke, take a few shots & be horny af. we normally just jack but this time i let him play with my hole. lil cuz already know i need some dick dick.

my neighbor’s kid broke my window with a baseball & when he came over to pay for it he was also chewing the boy out saying he’s tired of that shit & he needed a lesson. he sat there & watch me drill his boy for over an hour to make sure he did in fact learn that lesson.

my stepbrother the type of dude that bounces from girl to girl so that means house to house. that ain’t gone stop him from sliding through & getting bounced on from time to time.

uncle reggie always been my favorite unc. never judged me for being gay & nun of that. he told me after i graduated hs i could move in with him till i look for me a spot. ain’t left since.

my girl thinks that i just be smoking & vibing with her lil bro. she don’t know that i like dudes too & be eating tf outta his dick.

my neph liked to come over & stay a few days ‘reminds him of his childhood’ he would say. lil mf just wanna smoke my shit & bust me down frfr.

pops always told me when a mf just keep talkin, they just need they mouth stuffed & fucked. family or not.

moms work the graveyard shift so ik when my stepdad call me to pick him up cause he drunk it just means he wants some bussy.

he might not talk to my moms anymore, but he’s the only one nigga i call daddy.