Lauren

I got stuck behind a Cybertruck going well under the speed limit on the Beechmont autobahn last night, and I was scared to go around it in case it was about to explode. A trebuchet would have been useful, and one could hypothetically cook the cabbage on the flames!

Today, we saw a turkey crossing the road. It blocked our path and just sat there, so I opened the car door and shooed it over to the side of the road where it pooed as we drove past. Feels like a potential metaphor for Trumpy Dumpy. Would that the hatefulness could all be shooed away so swiftly.

Disco puzzle, tardigrade wine glass.

Holiday vibes.

Fun! Randomly, I was watching the trailer to the new Princess Peach game and trying to figure which Peach you would cosplay. But now I kinda think all of them.

Good to hear. Always sending good thoughts your way.

Aw. Jerks. They should make exceptions for major illnesses.

Obsessed with this Rhino Iguana at the Newport Aquarium. I just learned her name is Persephone and now I love her more. Watched her chase a cube of what looked like squash for awhile. Gotta get the best bits of the salad, girl!

Are they making you get a new photo? I renewed online and could use my same photo. It was the best.

Nothing makes me want to polish my resume like a superior who doesn't know how to forward an email and makes me do it for them.

I just read about the new speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, and his whole vibe makes him the poster manchild for whatever the top MRA group is. Or maybe the top MRA group is the Republican party. It's so hard to keep track these days.