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today is wallace shawn

today is wallace shawn

Fivefold Daily Puzzle #3 (Nov 13, 2025) solved in 7:23 with 0 hints! fivefold.ca

A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing an elf woman looking at the viewer and smiling, while walking around the Imperial City market district. She has swept back silver hair and long pointed ears. Behind her are two human women walking around, as well as a Dunmer man in an upper-class and fancy out with fur-trimmed robes. His skin is a grey-blue, and his black hair is swept upwards in a poofy shape, ending with multiple points.

A mudcrab from Morrowind was almost appointed the minister of commerce in the Imperial City, but the minister of surf and turf accidentally ate him.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

For those that wanted it with the airplane sound. 🎧

"The probe has discovered an extra ball."

Worf:

Anyway, South Park is arguably a homeless narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the slut-shaming tsundere a Sunni icon.

Photoshoped image not actual promotional material. White quote text on black as the header image: "The war in Vietnam is going well and will succeed." -Robert McNamara Lower image: Picture of Robert McNamara combed thinning hair, wearing glasses and giving a thumbs up next to a picture of the KFC Zinger Bánh mì and the KFC Logo

Star Trek Voyager scene. Harry Kim, famous lieutenant, is talking to a Borgs. Borgs are half robot half regular human or alien hive mind folk. They have sickly looking skin usually and lots of gadgetry and tubules coming in and out of them and sometimes like a full fake arm instead of an arm but instead it's like a big multipurpose tool with terrifying stuff attached used to turn other non Borgs into Borgs. Ok, so now that we know this, we're back to Harry. Picture one: looking earnest, Harry is speaking. Closed caption reads, "I guess the Borg meet a lot of people, don't they?" Picture two, Harry now looking quite embarrassed. Closed caption reads, "(quietly): stupid question."

All the alts are found in picture one but thank you for checking and being thorough. Thoroughness is a quality, I feel.

i thought this was george harrison firing a gun with oscar the grouch

I'm not kidding, I need to know more about tgirl baseball immediately

I do think we need reckon with the fact that we’ve allowed “the epstein files” to become memeified, and have gone deaf to the fact that SA victims get re-traumatized every time
this shit gets trotted out

I need to know more about tgirl baseball

FAA Issues Holiday Reminder That Planes Can Crash And Kill You

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

Hey, I could use some help, I'm in a bad spot. I haven't been able to pay student loans in months, and now I have to repay previous unemployment overpayment, on top of usual bills and everything. Any help would be appreciated so much.

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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

guys i’m sorry i couldn’t keep up acting like a solid under pressure and a liquid otherwise it was just too much for me but i hope everyone else is having a good non newtonian november

Daryl Hall Reveals New Musical Partnership With Joyce Carol Oates

shit I'm lonely

Whose woods these are I think I know.
He's Mario's evil cousin though.

"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

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correct

ryan hall is the mr. beast of the weather niche