That's because they're idiots.
05.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's because they're idiots.
05.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This sounds like the narration from a video game, and something that he'd definitely drink and/or jack off to.
05.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think someone here posted a video of Ian McKellen on Stephen Colbert's show, and I just wanted to say THANK YOU!! That closing 400-yr-old monologue was an incredible treat, and unnervingly relevant today!
05.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0During your tenure at DHS, did you accidentally leave behind a bag full of sex toys and/or drugs that you meant to take on one of your fuck flights with Corey?
05.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sheehy should be arrested for assault. WHY ISNT THAT HAPPENING?
05.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exactly. I wasn't there, a tad too young (in NYC), but had sung it many times myself. Definitely an anthem.
05.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He answers like a person mentally scattered and unfocused. Like a weird guy on the street, not a freakin' senator.
05.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, ah do declare...Miz Lindsey simply insists that his greatest love, Demented Donold, can declare war all by his little ol' self.
But, hush my puppies, he looks a mite upset, like someone might be cookin' up a plot to expose him in the Epstein files, or somewhere.
Republicans are determined to lose, aren't they. I can only imagine young voters (are they increasing?), a new generation, screaming, "One, two, three, four, we don't want your fuckin' war."
05.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0They could have stopped at "government."
04.03.2026 17:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotcha.
04.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I remember Richards, but don't remember the history of TX lurching right.
04.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same as stop reporter COVID deaths, for the same reason.
04.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0He's got the football and just can't wait to pass it, as though it's something to brag about.
04.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't think that even Kevin McCarthy was such a coward. And that's saying something.
04.03.2026 16:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, please I'm not blaming her. On top of everything else, there was deliberate voter suppression.
04.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, fuck. So now this is going to be what, the Crusades? And what about the millions of Muslims in the US? Oh, wait...
04.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So people have had the opportunity and experience of watching Jasmine Crockett in action countless times. A fierce and determined fighter for the people, no bullshit. But then from out of almost nowhere, a white guy comes along, and it's "Look, squirrel!" So much for appreciation and gratitude.
04.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I'll try to latch on to some of your positivity.
04.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, you're not. But IMO it's practically here.
04.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As long as she has a chance of getting in somewhere. She's like gold on fire (I just made that up)...fierce.
04.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing Crockett is not, for certain, is stupid.
04.03.2026 13:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This. ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
04.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somebody had to write that for him. He never in a million years would have thought of Churchill on his own.
04.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There won't be any left to do so.
04.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Little Marco catching a touch of his boss' dementia? Or he's hoping that we have?
04.03.2026 13:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Um...we know now.
04.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0BTW Welch is 78, so age alone don't mean shit. He's doing a great job.
04.03.2026 13:41 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Honey, you can homina, homina, homina, all you want, but you can never hide the fact that you're a corrupt skank.
04.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Saudi Arabia to Jared, possibly:
Hey, kid, why don't you return some of those billions we gave you so we can build back better.