molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️

jesus christ lmao

bond’s new gun is pink. also her car. and she’s a nudist in this one

the new catchphrase is just “slayyyyyy”

they did this because daniel craigs balls were missile striked at the end of the last one, so mi6 is like “your balls are destroyed, bond, you have to be a woman now”

it is with a heavy heart i must announce i have been selected to be the next james bond. she transitions in this one & everyone is mad about it

you suck and everyone hates you. every thanksgiving gathering will be filled with cursing your cowardly name

is this a super secret special bonus of round of Sucks or Fucks?? cuz, uhhhh… sucks 🫣

listen, i dunno why the italian guys are always talking about “pasta” and whatnot, but i too am a fan of nude-holes

teehee 😋 that’s the exact kind of shit i come to bksy for! 😇

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movie poster for bob odenkirk's *Nobody*

this is a joke for:

still from robin thicke's "blurred lines" video, but the image macro text says I HATE THESE SLURRED LIMES

me when i see a recipe with lime leaves:

panel from achewood where philippe is driving his little car around. lyle modified the horn so it plays the song 🎶 here comes a huge fag🎶. the comic has been altered to depict philippe saying “Yay!” and smiling ☺️

me in my stupid little car

ahhhh… it looks cool but doesn’t fuck 😖

tim cook is a non-faggot (derogatory)

so sad to see people celebrate what happened yesterday 😔 it was a huge personal loss for me, the centrist democrat director of The Billionaire Academy of Sexual Assault and Bigotry for Purported Electoral Success

hasta la victoria siempre

congratulations to new york’s first scary milf mayor, Mommy Dommy

french people trying to talk about a young person they don’t like: ok imagine like some sort of infant. now imagine he’s *terrible*, just absolutely godawful

photo of a woman onstage with a presentation. the slide has been altered to say I AM AN ANNOYING DORK WITH TERRIBLE TASTE I WILL NEVER CHANGE I WILL NEVER IMPROVE THAT IS A PROMISE

pussy
boogers

yeah man, Gagarin caught a serious case of space flu up there. why do you think they called him “toxic yuri”?

balls: if you’re cold, they’re cold!
bring them inside (your mouth)

all “male” tortie cats are actually trans. sorry to break it to ya

gun made to kill fascists. automatically fucks 🤘

mark....if you need help.....please reach out to chatgpt and ask it what to do when you're depressed

i won’t listen. i’m still going to join the Circus Penis Army. for the uniforms alone it’s worth it!

i won’t listen. i’m still going to join the Circus Penis Army. for the uniforms alone it’s worth it!

me, smart, critiquing a movie: uh i just don’t think the en scéne was very mise-y