Thicc Van-Dyke

I’m so sick with the flu I can’t sleep but also can’t stay awake so I’m in a never ending cycle of passing out from exhaustion and waking up from sweats or the inability to breath.

The only reason I’m still in the gym working is because I could not handle the embarrassment of someone commenting on how heavy my coffin is 🫠😂

That’s what the bedroom mini fridge is for (as well as poppers)

The monster under your bed vs the monster under my bed

Pre season vibes

Truly obsessed. It itches my brain in all the right ways

Can’t stop listening to Jump by black pink

Lock me in the freezer like the butler please

It’s all I’ve got working for me atm 😂

My rubber no longer fits my biceps so now I have to figure out how to edit all my suits to be armless 🫠

Not ready to be perceived at Manchester Pride 🫠

Tell me about it

The bigger my shoulders get the more I begin to struggle in plane bathrooms 🫠

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Remembered my password so I’m back online. Enjoy this rugby photo of me looking serious 😂

Just honestly had the worst gym session of my life and quit halfway through my first superset and I never want to go back currently. I can usually push through it but today it was just not the day.

I haven’t died. I’m still here. I’m just silently judging everyone. Like a cat.

Meow

🥵🥵

Lil chest day pump

Had a great weekend as the royal knight of Tia Kofi’s Queendom at Dragcon

Il just have to post one through your door instead 😂😂

How many pairs of underwear should I pack for 4 days away?

I’d love the power of probability where I control the odds on everything.

🥵

I hope I’m the nail

I’ve heard you’ve got a lot of experience hammering 👀😝

My favourite selfies from 2024 🤳🏼
Goal for 2025… take more photos 📸

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