@christiosaurus.bsky.social
Indirect sunlight, dinosaurs and CHEESE! Cheesemonger by trade and love.
Newspaper headline reads “Goat accused of robbery.”
another sad case of a good kid gone bad
17.02.2025 19:05 — 👍 432 🔁 73 💬 30 📌 4Took off my ankle weights and ended up on the roof again
04.02.2025 00:37 — 👍 447 🔁 98 💬 25 📌 0I can’t sing but I do know how to have fun at the beach.
02.02.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.
27.01.2025 11:53 — 👍 6902 🔁 1057 💬 6 📌 1this alone is more valuable than anything produced by the NYT in fucking years: bsky.app/profile/teen...
28.01.2025 13:45 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0I’m kinda like if a haunted Kmart had depression.
28.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 659 🔁 166 💬 31 📌 7
a hot dog Jellycat plush. it's a hot dog with tiny little deet and a smiley face. it's me.
"what do you want to be when you grow up?"
me:
I know I’m a little late but I’m absolutely addicted to this game
youtu.be/OqsmwdtuPC4?...
you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they use lamps (balanced, gracious, empathetic) or overhead lights (chaotic, deranged, murderer)
26.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 709 🔁 140 💬 46 📌 27That’s my babe! Next time you see them, hug them for me and tell them I miss them!
25.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She always does haha
25.01.2025 12:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Baltimore dj pancakes?
25.01.2025 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Worst characters: Kady and Quentin
Best characters: Elliot, Margo, Alice, Penny, Josh and Fenn.
Julia is in purgatory.
Me begging Danny McBride to make the Righteous Gemstones go on forever
23.01.2025 19:40 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Omg, I love you.
25.01.2025 03:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wanna play!
25.01.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"still punk as fuck" i whisper as i binge the great british baking show
16.11.2024 17:17 — 👍 1963 🔁 188 💬 43 📌 4I’ve got two chihuahua mixes and they are absolute angels, I know you get it!
25.01.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Potomac is my fave
25.01.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ceelo dressed as a gold man at the Grammy’s
When I buy the ramen that costs 3 dollars and comes with a little packet of seasoning oil instead of the 50 cent Maruchan ramen
24.01.2025 15:18 — 👍 497 🔁 29 💬 15 📌 1Might fuck around and break 0 women's sports world records later
24.01.2025 23:09 — 👍 205 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 0Chihuahuas are actually one of the smartest dog breeds and one of the most loyal.
25.01.2025 00:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Just a sun dog in her favorite habitat.
20.01.2025 15:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
It may be 4:51pm on January 19th, but my husband has the audacity to be grinching around the house and making up songs about himself taking christmas. RIP snowman Elvis 🖤
19.01.2025 21:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
