The Big Fig

"I don't believe in umbrellas, they block me from Gods love"
-Me, getting drenched

Me: Long story short...

Also Me: Tells a 20 minute traumatic story to a crowded room

Happy Birthday Oogs and thank you for censoring that strange mans bald head

I'm currently reading Grace of Kings my Ken Liu, first book of the Dandelion Dynasty. I'm not far in, but so far it is very good! Sword of Kaigen and Babel were great, The Poppy War Trilogy also by R.F. Kuang is fantastic too!

The nonsense phrase "You should ask someone with more salt on their skin" came out of my mouth today and apparently my mind can just make up good sounding shit

I actually said one time "K as in....know. Wait, bad example, Kaleidescope." As of that was any better

Literally just came across a Hinge profile where someone said that guys need to email their dating email address with a synopsis and photo to apply. Dating is a hellscape.

Who up flinting their steel rn

Craving a hug rn, would go down real smooth.

"Getting the total on gas right on the dollar" is a SCAM made by BIG PUMP to get $.34 more CENTS out of YOU. Don't FALL for IT.

Who up gnashing their teeth rn

"I'm living on borrowed time, therefore I must be going on an adventure or being something society views as productive." But you don't, relaxing and rest is just as productive as working and crafting and all that other stuff!

10000%

That's how you give a Roomba thoughts to suck up stars

He just got a string of big thoughts. For a being that doesn't think often, it's a lot

My face is pic 3 where bugs looks like a lil gargoyle and has two claws on each back foot showing

I want to be bugs.

What makes the driver of a white pick up truck do the most heinous things on the road.

They think of the ones that they will leave behind, of abandoned hopes and dreams. A future that never will. But you get cool armor for a bipedal cat

Do you think his favorite beer is....Rolling Rock?

Flying up rn

The work week is starting to make me feel like I'm Sisyphus, but brother, that boulder is still being pushed.

"You're one of the only people I know who has a 9-5 who does stuff afterwards. Most I know just go home and rot."

Well if I did that every day I'd have to think my thoughts. Nobody wants that

"I'll move out of Florida when my parents pass and all of that is handled"

Hm

Happy to announce that Richy Mitch and the Coal Miners will be my musical obsession this year, thank you.

Can we remind ourselves that when someone is having a hard time grasping a concept, saying "Oh, it's super easy, I'll show you" is a very good intention, but also makes the person feel invalidated, cause if it's so easy, why am I not understanding easily?

Living vicariously though my aged D&D character

A classic meme photo of six sleep standing around a stone formation resembling a table in the middle of a green grassy field filled with wildflowers. The text reads: Hello! We have come to make sure you are indulging in weird and wonderful things today.

Despite the horrors,

Enchantment!