Alex H. Nagler

13 year old Sondheim shitting on a slant rhyme in Blue Moon is delightful

Can he just have that stroke already?

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I'm annoyed at how few Nixon quotes I got right

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If you don't think this is just practice in their minds for what they're gonna do here to us when Trump is done building his bunker. Why do you think they're going after elected officials saying "don't follow illegal orders" They got lots more coming

Millers role in life should be solely as the proprietor of a mail order conspiracy laden newsletter whose members are terrified of their association ever seeing daylight.

Nothing more than that. He is a pox on society.

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USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...

Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.

A plate of what looks like dry turkey with a white gravy, mac & cheese, and very dry beans

Hotdog shaped to look like turkey with assorted condiments and fries surrounding it

A burnt turkey with whole potatoes ina type of grease sludge

Stuffed turkey with what looks like Hamburger Helper

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Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.

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“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾

Jack White brings out Eminem

This is an, uh, interesting pick for both song choice and for final verse.

editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character? charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports editor: schultz: also he is bald

This parade was good but it could have used Cole Escola on a flamingo

Emma Watson in “Fancy Perfume Ad”

All the Comcast-wide plugs this year

Reba Reba or Kenan Reba?

Please take the K-Pop Demon Hunters hair off of Al Roker

Benson And Stabler cross a picket line

Matteo is technically A. Bocelli

Okaaaaay

As someone with minimal touch points for the youth of today, I appreciate the music of this year’s parade being frozen at the end of the last millennium

That is the most awkward I have ever heard someone say the words “John Romita Senior”

That Sesame Street had to end up on Netflix to pay the bills because we provide so little (now zero!) funding for PBS should be a gd national embarrassment

Half the appeal of those The General ads was how bad the cg was. They don’t work with smoother graphics.

muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition

HI ELMO

Aw, but I wanted to watch the Jeff Goldblum Xfinity Wifi sponcon

I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.

Suky Tawdry and Pirate Jenny are Thanksgiving princesses