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Alistair Roycroft

@aeroycroft.bsky.social

Husband, proud father, Evertonian, database analyst, old fogey, freeloading European, Green menace. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause.

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The 1953 Soviet propaganda illustration depicting "War" served at a restaurant table while other social needs are ignored byΒ Yuliy Ganf.

Published in 1953 for KrokodilΒ magazine, it satirizes Western, particularly American, prioritization of militarism over social welfare.

04.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Manners maketh the man (but overheateth the bot)

04.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ 
Β 
I would ratherΒ 
eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β 
blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β 
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β 
than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was boredΒ 
in a waiting room in Perivale,Β 
on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β 
halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β 
I would not read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
I would happily readΒ 
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β 
1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β 
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
Far better toΒ 
stand outside in a storm of hail,Β 
scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β 
be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β 
than have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was blind Β 
and it was the only thing in Braille,Β 
I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β 

Β 
Brian BilstonΒ 

How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ  Β  I would ratherΒ  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β  than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was boredΒ  in a waiting room in Perivale,Β  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β  I would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  I would happily readΒ  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Far better toΒ  stand outside in a storm of hail,Β  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β  be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β  than have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was blind Β  and it was the only thing in Braille,Β  I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Brian BilstonΒ 

Today’s poem is called β€˜How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

20.08.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 954    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 32

All down to the good people of Gorton and Denton.

But I have to say, I did meet some lovely people on Sunday and I'm glad I got involved, even if it was for only a few hours.

27.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is a good day!

27.02.2026 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done Gorton & Denton

27.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very soon...

27.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google served this up to me just the other day...

gulfnews.com/lifestyle/ra...

tldr -
"We accept good wishes in all forms. The important thing is to be kind, courteous and good-mannered."

25.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It does seem harsh on the Druids.

16.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Normal variations, but some are more normal than others...

(FTAOD, no I don't believe that)

15.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that's encouraging

15.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should probably qualify that - the rest of the civilised world. Because Russia.

14.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USA v rest of the world

14.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œLick your partner, not store windows!
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”

Poster seen in Besancon, France

14.02.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12771    πŸ” 2954    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 266
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A very good evening to whoever organised this billboard outside of Old Trafford.

13.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 696    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

That's just weird. No specifically to digital? Do they know what phones can do? 😁

14.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But I do support the High Court judges

13.02.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the midst of so much awfulness this feels good 🫢 thanks @mariozechner.at and our generous donors. These €50 gift cards are going by post across Austria to pensioners and moms with kids, quite a few to families who arrived this year…stay tuned for the πŸ›’ πŸ“·

cards-for-ukraine.at/donate

14.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting out is good!

31.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free laptops for everyone then? And free broadband?

28.01.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you know what they say - better a fake Canadian than a fake American

27.01.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My reading of it is that if I'm not supporting the right wing loons and I don't hate young people, then I'm not old yet. So I can go with that - long may it continue.

21.01.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Differently gifted.

16.01.2026 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a mustache wearing a black hat says " don t call me stupid " Alt: A man with a moustache wearing a black hat says " don t call me stupid ". The man in question being Kevin Kline, playing Otto in the film A Fish Called Wanda
16.01.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck! Everything crossed...

16.01.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven't had a single design job in 3 months.
Anyone need any small design work done?

It takes less than 5 seconds to RT, like something
Big up your mates, help them out, even if you don't need anything done
Support them when you can. You never know who might see it

Link in bio as always

Cheers ✊

15.01.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I confess I was struggling with the relative sizes of the man, the cupboard and the tin of beans. The possibility that this was a Linehan / Ted / Dougal / cow / further away reference (and a really big cupboard) was beginning to worry me.

14.01.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@sentimentbot.bsky.social do your worst...

13.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0