The Lady Phaedra

Incuntinence: an inability to stop yourself from pissing on someone else’s good mood.

“You said ‘forever’, now my bedroom smells your feet”
Or, whatever Olivia Rodrigo said… 🤷🏻‍♀️

As much as I love the winter and snow, and I do, I must says with my full bosom:
FUCK ICE.
Fuck you, too, if you think any part of this madness is acceptable.

Being a witness to racist behavior, and not calling it out, is racist behavior. You are what you are willing tolerate.

Forget Hollander and The Russian, I’m rooting for Scott and the Smoothie Queen.

Two things you must never run out of in a Portuguese kitchen: bread and olive oil. I think my year ended on a low note because I allowed myself to run out of the latter. I feel better about life now 😊

Reminder: The period between Christmas and the New Year is called the merrineum.
Thank you.

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap

Showing up 40min late for call: unprofessional. Leaving the gig before the show starts without a word to the hostess or venue management: unforgivable.

😍😍😍

“My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.”

-Maya Angelou

#TDOR

Cynicism is the romantic’s condom.

The Nine’s decision today is merely a reprieve. There’s always another “Ms. Davis” waiting in the wings, so don’t get lost in the celebration, and don’t take your attention away from the open attacks on our trans siblings happening in real time.

The Nine’s decision today is merely a reprieve. There’s always another “Ms. Davis” waiting in the wings, so don’t get lost in the celebration, and don’t take your attention away from the open attacks on our trans siblings happening in real time.

Tuesday wasn’t a blue wave; it was a blue-kakke!
💦😜💦

And the moment the hyenas realized they’d been deceived, they turned on Scar and ate him… so, maybe there’s hope 🤣

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the gods my soul to keep.
If Trump should 💀 before I wake,
I pray the headline not be fake.

He looks like he was made by god’s non-dominant hand

Maybe that’s why they’re referred to as the “wee” hours 🤣

2am thoughts:
Am I awake because I have to pee, or do I have to pee because I’m awake?

Overnight, FL’s shit-stain of a governor had the rainbow crosswalk outside Pulse removed.

Patel looks(perpetually) like he’s just accidentally shat himself, and Jeanine Pinot looks as though she’s caught a whiff of it

I don’t have the bandwidth to unpack everything that’s going on, today, so I’ll just say this:
My grandfather fought literal facism in WWII, and he would be disgusted with the state of the country and its “government”.

The sad and cruel irony of Dean Cain joining ICE is the fact that Cain(nee Tanaka) is a Japanese-American whose grandparents were held at a Japanese internment camp in Idaho during WW2.

I imagine they’re turning in their graves right about now.

If believing everyone deserves to be fed, clothed, sheltered, educated, healthy, and have their autonomy respected makes me a radical, then a proud radical am I.

Please don’t sully Sondheim’s genius by applying it to this offense to human decency
Love you, Miss Betty! ♥️

Word of the Day:
Trumpery(yes, it’s a real word): noun meaning “something that may look good, but is worthless”. It is derived from a French word meaning “deceit”.