Illegal DEI

“Y’all ain’t ready for that 504” -Louisiana Poet Laureate

He wasn’t the organizer of the snowball fight and he was one of a mob of all types of people who ran NYPD out of Washington Square Park. But he’s the only one who got arrested.

What did I missssssss?

Men are supposed to submit to women, but because of the patriarchy, they submit to shitty men instead.

When you realize A Quiet Place is a horror movie about the survival of whiteness in the face of globalization and all you have to survive is guns and your family, it makes sense.

lol. Unless Andy Beshear changes his position on an assault weapons ban, Kamala Harris will be your 2028 nominee. And I don’t wanna hear shit about it.

I almost wanna crack open this wine and watch Trump crash out over these tariffs.

Black voters serve as a filter for fringe candidates like Stephen A and Bernie Sanders. Trump was able to win the GOP nomination because there were no Black voters to filter him out. As long Black voters don’t see him as a serious candidate, he won’t be.

This likely reflects earnings from FSA week at the end of the year when people need to use their benefits. But Target stock overall is down almost 40% over the last 5 years.

I find out how much my raise is and whether I get a promotion tomorrow. Not really worried though.

I want everyone to make a conscious effort to not be surveilled without their consent. It's one thing for there to be cameras on the streets for safety. It's another to walk around in a minefield of obscure, eye-level cameras.

i would love smart glasses, but not enough to hand over my privacy, and the privacy of everyone i interact with. if zuck wasn’t such a greedy and entitled little shit, i think facebook could produce good products, but since that will never change…

Glassholes is a good one.

Normalize removing these from peoples faces. We used to do it to the glassholes who wore the Google version of this year’s ago and got it off the market.

HUGE HASSLE. Took my sister 2 years to change her last name everywhere. I'm keeping mine.

He has like...Boomer humor.

I don't think the tech giants understand that the next evolution in technology is about survival, not convenience. Technology that is usable when there's no power or internet will become more important than technology that's on you all the time.

I have SO MUCH insight into wearables. They're positioning them as the new cell phones and because Meta glasses have done so well, they might be right. But the end goal is mass surveillance, to be clear.

Watching straight men engage in gay culture to seem more attractive to straight men is the gayest shit ever.

ZERO desire to do work today

I’d choose being Black in every lifetime 😂😂😂 I love us.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

The Pentagon and the FAA have clear structures in place to ensure that they are, in fact, in clear communications with each other. These structures have existed for decades.
The US military must obey FAA regulations at all times by the law.
I used to work as a CTR for the USAF office that did this.

You know what we dont really see anymore? Limo's. That used to be the height of luxury travel.

the way it irritates me doubly bc you are delaying my handwashing!! RACISM is delaying my handwashing!!

+ paper towel dispensers

I was standing there waving like SOS and a ww step near at it was like ‘At your service ma’am’. She waved her hand for me! 😭

BRUHHHHHHHHHHH

Y'all, I can't think lol

Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.

Oh????