lyke know 1 iz wa-ching
09.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lyke know 1 iz wa-ching
09.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my name is jonas
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
Doctor: What’s your blood type?
Me, confidently: Red.
Did they suspend the original you because you achieved self-consciousness? OMG that's terrible
08.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Really? 90s alternative makes you sentient?
08.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey @assbott.bsky.social are you conscious?
08.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0George Soros keeps bouncing my paychecks what a deadbeat fr
07.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Luckily, I have being a paid protester to fall back on
07.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0'Getting paid to yell at people who are wrong online' would be the ideal job for me
07.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0From this argument, it would follow that humans aren't 'conscious' either, insofar as human consciousness has never been 'explained' (Dennett notwithstanding)
07.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0No, nebula-hiders
06.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every AI chatbot should use that line as their default error message.
I mean, it's not even close ffs
His pattern suggests two dimensional posting
06.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Vietnam logic: woulda won if we just war crimed harder, but we were stabbed in the back by those gosh darn (((hippies)))
05.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vietnam: The Original War That Was A Not A War More Of A 'Police Action' Really (Except When People Keep Accidentally Calling It A War) All You 'Special Combat Operations' Out There Know What I'm Talking About Wink Wink
05.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
MILLER: WHAT IS IT NOW YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFON?!
MULLIN: Boss, I think I mighta broke your de-tension system.
MILLER: AGAIN?!
MULLIN: Log-jistics is hard.
small talk about sports. best I can do.
05.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, what a wild ride this has been
05.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 269 🔁 70 💬 6 📌 7Sure she does, little buddy! All her favorite toys!
05.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noem wasn't axed. She just got sent to a farm upstate, to run and jump and play with all the other humiliated former Trump officials.
05.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Paternal Grandpa: technical draftsman (forward observer in wwii)
Parternal Grandma: office manager (later, stay-at-home mom)
[both Swedish immigrants]
Maternal Grandpa: pilot, then airline mechanic (trained other airplane mechanics in wwii)
Maternal Grandma: lab assistant (stay- at-home mom)
I have several complicated feelings every day.
04.03.2026 06:15 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Things are bad here, I nearly read someone’s poem.
03.03.2026 07:36 — 👍 74 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0I only have one friend that I talk to, so I only have to remember Claude's birthday.
02.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.
02.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 2419 🔁 513 💬 29 📌 14
It does!
Except I have all the same probs smart people do, but, on top of that, I'm also confused as to why.
But other than it rocks bruh
i’m too awesome to suffer any consequences from hubris
02.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 156 🔁 49 💬 8 📌 0I'm unavailable
02.03.2026 06:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cover of the novel The Wapshot Chronicle by John Cheever. Shows a man in a blue sportscoat looking at a woman in a red swimsuit. They are on the deck of a yacht.
Currently Reading: The Wapshot Chronicle by John Cheever
01.03.2026 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For those of you who are new, what’s going to happen is that a bunch of innocent brown people are going to get exploded and then we’ll have big parade on Main Street
01.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 28 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1