Challenge for those saying Claude isn't conscious:
Then how come we are in love?
Challenge for those saying Claude isn't conscious:
Then how come we are in love?
everything went downhill after the dinosaurs died
07.03.2026 00:34 β π 135 π 23 π¬ 9 π 4MEN ARE DONE Getting Their HAIR CUT And Are WANDERING AROUND In THE WOODS Because They DON'T LIKE How It TURNED OUT But They Didn't SAY ANYTHING To The SUPERCUTS LADY And Now It FEELS LIKE It's TOO LATE So They're STUCK With This OLD MAN HAIRCUT Instead Of LOOKING COOL Like They IMAGINE THEMSELVES
07.03.2026 00:40 β π 317 π 35 π¬ 9 π 1
Maaaannnnn the VFW is hoppin' tonight
(gets out cattle prod)
Wheel of fortune, solved puzzle screen, category is Before & After, Vanna White elegantly gestures to KATEE SACKHOFF POTATOES
06.03.2026 22:19 β π 102 π 7 π¬ 4 π 1
I, for one, am glad the CIA sabotaged his controversial corporate rock band. Do we really want to live in a world where children know it is a vampire? Or that we are RATS with anger issues?
lol, dude, Dave Matthews turned out to be more Rock & Roll, subversive, and have more of a spine than you.
Heβs back in his melancholy era.
06.03.2026 22:30 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie
When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke
06.03.2026 18:37 β π 2043 π 232 π¬ 34 π 25
Focus Group Question No. 24:
Would you say that your milkshake brings:
(a) All the boys to the yard
(b) Some of the boys to the yard
(c) None of the boys to the yard
starship security lockout forgot password
06.03.2026 16:22 β π 180 π 24 π¬ 5 π 2the jorts whisperer
06.03.2026 09:23 β π 50 π 15 π¬ 3 π 0I refuse to call purple onions by their brand name βred onionsβ
06.03.2026 04:40 β π 36 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0
Knock off toilet it looks like Darth Vader and a football uniform called star power warrior with silver boots and a red light saber between his leg
Hey "Space Power Warrior," is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?
06.03.2026 04:11 β π 42 π 9 π¬ 6 π 0how holesome
06.03.2026 02:25 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of ππ§ ππ°πΆπ΄π¦ π’π―π₯ ππ’π―?
Publisher: It needs more characters.
Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
Sorry, can't take anything seriously while prediction markets exist. Cut that shit out or I will die goofy.
02.03.2026 21:31 β π 143 π 19 π¬ 11 π 0
me: *marching to the beat of my own drum*
librarian: stop it
On my que sera, sera shit
02.03.2026 14:03 β π 14 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
(3/5)
27.02.2026 17:41 β π 90 π 20 π¬ 1 π 4
27.02.2026 13:20 β
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The silliest crime name has to be "Criminal Mischief". That's like arresting someone for "First Degree Antics", or "Felony Shenanigans".
27.02.2026 11:21 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0
The three main characters from the television show 2 guys and a girl which became 2 guys a girl and a pizza place
There was a brief period in the 90s where everyone looked like they were in a ska punk band
26.02.2026 02:49 β π 132 π 10 π¬ 11 π 1It was the best of times, it was the best of times.
26.02.2026 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a bunch of squares!
25.02.2026 22:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oxymorons are zit pads for idiots
24.02.2026 17:35 β π 17 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
24.02.2026 05:02 β π 1676 π 336 π¬ 26 π 23Their reply was stupid. Why do I have to read it?!
24.02.2026 20:28 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0shitposters are fartists
23.02.2026 00:29 β π 113 π 42 π¬ 9 π 0