Dan the Architect 🎧

You have to love that Tolkien couldn’t stop writing about the little world he made. He had maps, he had functional languages, he had little recipes for his little hungry hobbits, and 90% of this stuff wasn’t ever meant to be published, he just loved his creation and enjoyed visiting and taking notes

the best thing about being supreme leader is the sour cream

Great. Now I gotta cut loose.

FOOT loose, that is.

*winks at camera*

I created Letterboxd to quarantine people's movie opinions

Me: Let that sink in.

Sink: *tapping on the window*

Challenge for those saying Claude isn't conscious:

Then how come we are in love?

everything went downhill after the dinosaurs died

MEN ARE DONE Getting Their HAIR CUT And Are WANDERING AROUND In THE WOODS Because They DON'T LIKE How It TURNED OUT But They Didn't SAY ANYTHING To The SUPERCUTS LADY And Now It FEELS LIKE It's TOO LATE So They're STUCK With This OLD MAN HAIRCUT Instead Of LOOKING COOL Like They IMAGINE THEMSELVES

Maaaannnnn the VFW is hoppin' tonight

(gets out cattle prod)

Wheel of fortune, solved puzzle screen, category is Before & After, Vanna White elegantly gestures to KATEE SACKHOFF POTATOES

I, for one, am glad the CIA sabotaged his controversial corporate rock band. Do we really want to live in a world where children know it is a vampire? Or that we are RATS with anger issues?

lol, dude, Dave Matthews turned out to be more Rock & Roll, subversive, and have more of a spine than you.

He’s back in his melancholy era.

The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

Focus Group Question No. 24:

Would you say that your milkshake brings:

(a) All the boys to the yard
(b) Some of the boys to the yard
(c) None of the boys to the yard

starship security lockout forgot password

the jorts whisperer

I refuse to call purple onions by their brand name “red onions”

Knock off toilet it looks like Darth Vader and a football uniform called star power warrior with silver boots and a red light saber between his leg

Hey "Space Power Warrior," is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?

how holesome

Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯?

Publisher: It needs more characters.

Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.

Sorry, can't take anything seriously while prediction markets exist. Cut that shit out or I will die goofy.

me: *marching to the beat of my own drum*

librarian: stop it

On my que sera, sera shit

(3/5)

The silliest crime name has to be "Criminal Mischief". That's like arresting someone for "First Degree Antics", or "Felony Shenanigans".

It was the best of times, it was the best of times.