Chris

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

This is, by far, the best gif for this dumb timeline.

Probably, but that there was good planning time.

What? All he had to do was lie there. No, I mean all this work and cold weather bullshit.

Hey,it was a hectic start to the year for some of us.

Torter taints?

It is really something to see the US military blundering into conflict unprepared while the Iranians seem to have a long term strategic plan to deal with us

I thought the dumbest man in politics was Jim Jordan.

Because a third of Americans are both stupid AND politically active.

I hope @jasmineforus.bsky.social finds a new home in the US Senate for Texas.

I would also 100% vote for her for any other office anywhere always.

I really wish mainstream media actually, y'know, cared.

In my shop...

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Man, that flew right past doublespeak, took a dump on quadrospeak and straight into octuplespeak.

They're only half-wits if you combine literally all their wits together as a whole. And that includes those who voted for 'em. Otherwise it's infinitesimal fractional wits at best.

Yeah, I thought we've been EXCEEDINGLY clear about our feelings. Was I just not using enough curse words? Because goddamn...

The arguments for buying myself a seestar persist.

Them: "We are currently clean on OPSEC"

Also them:

Well this doesn't surprise me at all...

I mean, they'll just manufacture that evidence. Why would we trust what this administration has to say? They lie about everything.

We're stuck in the dumbest time loop.

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

They have the dumbest takes.

I literally just finished my mandatory annual intel oversight training.

It's disheartening that the present leadership just....ignores it.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes.

$9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst".

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I am definitely NOT going to watch the SotU for the same reason I don't like rolling in shit and then stabbing myself in the temple with an icepick.

The only flaw is that they aren't all Caucasian men.

People still justifying their not voting for Kamala Harris with what's going on now tells me 3 things. 1-they know they screwed up. 2-they're trying to make themselves feel better about it. 3-they haven't learned.

They can vent all they want, it's a convenient mute for me.

Flavor showin' what presidential really is.

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well, the men, anyway. The USA women already got their hockey gold. 😀