Harvey Fishfoot, horse attorney

YouTube analytics data for a video. It shows a like-to-dislike ratio of 75%, with 3 likes and 1 dislike. How dare you, SHAMEFUL, etcetera.

Look at this sneaky Dislike, dude. Crazy shit. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. In space, no one can hear you scream. Man is the warmest place to hide. Other horror movie stuff.

YouTube video by Nerds on Safari NO TIME TO EXPLAIN: Look Outside is a Good Video Game

IT'S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE.

New video. Look Outside. Big watch. Max legs. Very tired. Love you.

Feel like I just ran several marathons dude. Like I've just done a Big Swim to the moon and back. Like I just fought off five bears using only my face. Like I just published a video on YouTube. All equally insane shit, you know?

Couldn't put my phone down if I wanted to. Fuggen' thing's fused with my right hand. Left hand has fused with the bars of my jail cell. I'm typing this by just sort of bashing my face against the screenanmwkajnbehs

Crazy close to wrapping up the next video, but hoooly shit this one has kicked my ass every step of the way. Suffering from Acute Video Psychosis over here. The walls, Jimothy! THE WALLS ARE MELTING.

Right up there with Hairball Harry in the Sandwich Zone. Classic.

Classic LucasArts classic, one of the classics.

I dig playing Thumper on the go, but there's a non-zero chance your fingers will randomly explode due to physical and mental stress.

LUFTRAUSERS is great too, very arcade-y.

Firing up Selaco on Steam Deck just to play Burger Flipper in its natural habitat.

Oh wow, wow WOW. So glad you enjoyed it! Thanks so much for the share, and for all the Good Times I've had with Selaco. Super keen to get my hands on the second chapter!

Oh shit hahahaha, gonna have to pretend that was intentional. 😂

Feeling a veeery strong pull to re-play RE 1 now.

Yes! Deus Ex is exactly what was running through my mind as I was writing this.

But now that you mention it, YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH. 😂

Strong chance Janine's voice becomes iconic, AND it'll be a highlight of Janine's life. Everyone wins!

Imagine if M-M-M-MONSTER KILL had been squeezed out of a machine, and not Steve from next door. Total garbage. Trash reality.

If you're making a video game and you need a voice for one of your characters, and you stoop to using genAI to get it done, that's loser shit. Max-level embarrassing.

Back in the day they'd just shove Janine from accounting into a recording booth. BRING BACK JANINE FROM ACCOUNTING.

True, but Option R is a movie, a romcom, and that's probably the kinda thing I should save for my 100th video.

Gotta get my skills RAZOR-SHARP before I attempt that shit.

Suffering for my (f)art.

Sometimes we must walk the path of masochism.

I'm dumb/stubborn as shit so *obviously* I went with the more challenging option. I wouldn't go so far as to say that I regret everything, but I will say that I regret everything.

This is so fuuucking cool. I'm terrible at Socializing: Online, but could signing up for a forum in 2025 like, Fix Me? MAYBE.

Floor beef.

Floor beef.

The AI bloody elevator from The Shining. Really rolls off the tongue.

Li'l teaser for the next video.

Oh no. 😔 That fucking sucks dude, really sorry to hear it.

Follow me for more incredibly vague movie critique.

Watched a movie last night. Pretty good. Fun romp, decent acting, generally well-made all around really. Writing stumbled a bit in the final third, but solid 3, 3.5 stars I'd say. Would recommend.

Yoshi's digestive tract is incredibly robust, but it's also finite. Crack him open, you'll find apples, mushrooms, hundreds of Goombas, all packed in there under enormous pressure. Yoshi's vocalizations are really the screams of his absurdly compressed victims, only audible when he opens his mouth.

YouTube video by KalTheSkeleton 5 Spooky Indie Games You Might Have Missed

If you like games with weird shit and hate jump scares, me too. Here's a ~16 minute collection of 5 indie games that I felt ranged from "Great!" to "not bad but not for me".

youtu.be/W7VmCApXGn8

It's the microphone that should be afraid, not you. The mic must live in constant fear of your erratic gesticulating.

Firm believer in the ancient art of the full-body voice-over.

It's practically the Malian way. You either win in Castle, or you don't win. 😂