@paulmcmc.bsky.social
100 year old autistic, professional recluse and very occasional synthwave producer (https://panthersolo.bandcamp.com). Buddie. Moments of levity actually cause me pain. No opinions my own, even the ones I say are.
Didn't know Libya was ruled by The Dance Commander.
05.03.2026 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hillary Clinton promising to attack Iran on israel's behalf in 2008. There is no magical other presidential candidate who doesn't want war with Iran.
05.03.2026 15:56 β π 63 π 30 π¬ 2 π 5Theyβre calling him βthe least Googleable man of all timeβ
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Reasons I block:
- Replies or quotes that one-up the post without adding anything.
- Misusing demographic categories for clout.
- Parroting media clichΓ©s and argot unironically.
- Kindergarten-level sarcasm.
- Shit reaction gifs
I click through to the next slide of my presentation. "The first thing to know is that everybody who votes for us is scum," I say. "The only real people are the ones who hate everything in our manifesto." The audience whoops and cheers. Someone calls me a genius
05.03.2026 11:46 β π 65 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0Two turds with faces drawn on
If I was a politician, I'd be putting this image on every flyer, mailshot, billboard and Party Political Broadcast, but what do I know?
05.03.2026 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Farage has a surprisingly thin skin and is easy to wind up. If our politicians ever stopped kissing his arse he'd be quite easy to take down.
05.03.2026 11:55 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1
I cannot wait for the insights on this! He's going to:
1. Sample some local street food.
2. Ride a train.
3. Visit a temple.
4. Not mention the pogroms that the serving Prime Minister presided over.
5. Smile at some elephants.
6. Top up his kids' private school fees.
7. Say "India is changing".
But certainly more self-aware than the typical remainiac.
05.03.2026 10:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's still a little naive - it doesn't acknowledge that some Remain groups existed for the sole purpose of preventing a Labour government and that the FBPEs got played big time.
05.03.2026 10:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Last night's film
m.imdb.com/title/tt0181...
This is what actually happens to the guy who stands up in the Norman Rockwell painting.
05.03.2026 09:10 β π 9 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
05.03.2026 05:17 β π 15356 π 4951 π¬ 123 π 93for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc
02.03.2026 15:52 β π 10144 π 2171 π¬ 444 π 160CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile
CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile https://theonion.com/cnn-under-fire-for-failing-to-disclose-pro-iran-war-pan-1836887896/
04.03.2026 22:00 β π 1765 π 209 π¬ 17 π 5One of the many sad things about the death of Twitter was all the shitposts lost like tears in rain.
04.03.2026 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weirdest car accident ever.
04.03.2026 21:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol funny impression of a slow-witted dullard. Well done.
04.03.2026 21:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A light green alien mascot with antlers and a diamond-shaped mouth and a perspex cranium through which you can see an orange pear.
Nashiro (mascot of Hita City) is an alien with a see-through cranium, showing its brain, which is a pear.
04.03.2026 15:15 β π 535 π 143 π¬ 5 π 16They didn't think that far. Just "drugs are bad, mmmkay".
04.03.2026 13:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Checks out.
04.03.2026 13:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What?
04.03.2026 13:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Labour PM can't even be bothered to finish abolishing *feudalism*, they're never gonna get around to capitalism
04.03.2026 12:27 β π 232 π 57 π¬ 2 π 0good morning everyone project your personal imposter syndrome onto this gif ur welcome
03.03.2026 08:08 β π 134 π 35 π¬ 5 π 3Either I keep using ever shittier versions of Windows, or I switch to Linux and completely give up making music. Bollocks.
04.03.2026 09:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Last night's film
www.imdb.com/title/tt2186...
I can see where this is coming from, but there was in fact once an internet that wasn't just six monopoly companies herding you to shout at each other for clout. There was a time when google search took you to pages built by real people pursuing their real, personal interests. That happened.
03.03.2026 17:15 β π 141 π 33 π¬ 7 π 2Was he looking in a mirror?
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