Gabrielle Hecht • 🇵🇷 • she/elle/ella

Not for long, anyway

I will temporarily deflect my disgust by thinking about what boots on a ground that’s on a table—perhaps even The Table—might look like.

Nope, it’s not working.

Steaming puddle of diarrhea of a creature

😊

Yes that is the OG way here

Someone harassing you? “I’m not here as a prop for your obsession”

Mansplainer at a meeting? “I’m not here as a prop for your obsession”

White person claiming to be color blind, not in the red/green way? “I’m not here as a prop for your obsession”

I will bring an awl

what would they do to your precious pale skin? eat it?

eso

you own all

Tinted windows

the number of times I've dreamed about scratching your baby.

If my niece could rage-scratch her asshole boyfriend's car (atta girl!), I sure as hell can rage-scratch these machines.

Surely you don't give Bolt drivers a pass either?

I agree. But also, "dragonic hoard." Well done.

I refuse to believe Elon Musk does $144 billion dollars worth of labour. I refuse to believe any human being is so uniquely brilliant and talented as to warrant the value of entire nations.

And I certainly don't believe one good business idea decades ago entitles you to a dragonic hoard of riches.

cool, looking forward!

good lord. the lies they tell. with abandon.
🤬

So sorry. Wallow today. It totally sucks.

But lemme know when you want a pep talk to try again.

Scientists have discovered that the shrinking sea ice in the Antarctic force penguins to crowd into smaller patches of stable ice to moult.

On #WorldWildlifeDay, explore how researchers from @bas.ac.uk are studying this phenomenon using satellites imagery: bit.ly/40K4iQI

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

As parent of beautiful trans child:
I so wish this were wrong. But I've seen it myself.

color? hope you love it!

It's remarkable that the national media is saying the takeaway from Talarico's win over Crockett is "Democrats are too far left" when the two of them are so ideologically similar.

It's almost as though "too far left" means "too Black."

I love food delivery in France:
You go to supermarket. You fill up cart. You go to delivery cashier. They scans your Fidelity card. You choose a slot. You go home. You do not wait for them to scan each piece. Yet you have picked your own fruit and veg

2 hrs later, delivered. That’s when you pay

Thanks! Appreciate it. Still, I will wait for bsky to put in the tool. My brain is old and has a limit on what it’s willing to learn about the 4th dimension. 😂😂😂😂😂
I did look, I promise!

Hedging his bets. Taking a ~~ stand while still (almost) early enough to claim moral high ground. This is good, of course, but only in a “Gavin did well on redistricting” way

I love the omniflex nib so much! Got the same but in the dark grey/orange combo.

Nah. They’re nodding at us when it’s expedient for them

Let’s not lose the plot. Nice that some have realized they need to stop spouting shit if they want power. For sure. But like w/ misAnthropic, getting 1-2 things right doesn’t erase the many wrongs.

Stay focused, don’t fall for filler “news”

Ouf. Merci.

J’ose à peine demander… c’est qui cette nana?