entirely beloved cromwell

YouTube video by TheDaddyO44 Mix 85: Skee Mask 2 - Works 2022-2025 (Ilian Tape Records)

slightly different than live DJ sets but my absolute fave youtube channel is TheDaddyO44 who posts incredibly long tribute mixes for a single artist or label & it’s paired with his own VJing. the two skee mask mixes he’s made are the best. youtu.be/nEe_00AoS6E?...

one served in wwii (would be over 100 if he were alive today lol) & then went into banking. the other one served in korea & then became a factory plant supervisor.

that's fine i'll just go get some before trivia tonight & then my answers will be 1000% more sublime. smoking on that shit that hath made wise men behave as fools & foolish men as sages.

coming home to an apartment devoid of weed >>>>>>>>>

upholding my oath to gatekeep the really good local shit & giving my thanks that i live in a city with a queer population as dynamic & wonderful as this one.

i think if you volunteer to gate-check your carry-on or you don't have anything in the overhead bins to begin with they should let you off the plane first so you can stand on the jetbridge shouting 'shame! shame! shame!' at everyone else as they deboard.

terrifying to consider that early-career professionals in their early 20s at my company look at me with a default level of respect but perhaps being scared of that is a good thing. they’re also little sweeties too which helps.

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

you can’t vote-shame me about anything tbh. what the fuck is a single democratic voter going to do to impact any statewide election let alone electoral college results when i’m a resident of chicago.

i too will not be voting for platner (because i live in a real state & not an overgrown agricultural easement with a puppet government)

🚨 hot gay flight attendant in the economy cabin 🚨

not quite as prevalent in chicago but there’s plenty here & it’s a better, cheaper product than starbucks. saved my ass many a time.

it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”

it’s very important to remember what you post/don’t post on a niche social media site over the next few hours will determine what happens next in the middle east

Screenshot of usembassydoha Instagram account post with US flag at the top and the headline "Guidance for Americans in Qatar (as of 4pm EST on March 3): The U.S. government is ready to help Americans return home safely from the Middle East if you choose to take advantage of the options available. *Hamad International Airport suspended all aircraft movements due to the temporary closure of the Qatari airspace, and Qatari maritime routes remain closed. *The Salwa land border crossing to Saudi Arabia is open. The U.S. government cannot guarantee your safety if you choose to depart using this option. *Receive the latest security updates by enrolling at http://step.state.gov *For consular help, call 24/7: +1-202-501-4444 (from abroad) or +1-888-407-4747 (from the U.S. and Canada)" Post caption reads "usembassydoha: Event (Update #5): on March 3, the Department of State ordered non-emergency U.S. government employees and their family members to leave Qatar due to the threat of armed conflict. If safe to do so, Americans should leave Qatar now."

Today in US Department of State Catch-22s, FUBAR extreme, "there are only idiots at the wheel of this monumental disaster" edition: "Leave Qatar now, there's no safe way out."

the way i can perfectly lip sync the united airlines safety video…

working in travel is so funny. you draft a message about ‘disruptions to itineraries’ in the middle east & then run into one of your work besties coming into town as you’re going to your gate to leave.

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

if we keep this up during the primaries the first act of the next congress will be the first bill of attainder in US history, one which automatically convicts trump of treason so hard we fire him into the sun. i want to believe.

we’re losing to this lol

I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Admin about the war in Iran

go back in dumbass we need that information

Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who

In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER

what’s olivia nuzzi up to these days. really dropped off the face of the earth immediately after boning rfk for a brief glimpse of relevance huh.

unless he’s in the sling at cell block on a friday night refusing zero loads he’s not of the people what so fucking ever

stupid useless fucking rag that isn’t worth wiping my asshole with. everyone who works there is a cryptofascist, log cabin republican, Would Be A Trumper But Then I Wouldn’t Get Invited To Alumni Networking Events, or all of the above.

think i’m gonna quote-RT every atlantic headline & just add ‘works cited: crack pipe’ until they block me. or until the gay republican one writes a book about getting bullied by the intolerant left. either or.

kamala harris endorsement of jasmine crocket flopped, she really needs to look in the mirror and give up on politics lol

I get what people are going for with the "Draft Barron" stuff but I think it would make the point better if it was someone Trump knows personally