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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

You talked me into it lol

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

A list of Top 9 games. From top left to bottom right: Mother 3 The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Terranigma Live A Live Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective Nice Sols Disco Elysium Inscryption

Yea sure I'll do another one of these.

Bottom row could be swapped out with other games; these just came to mind.

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

I completely forgot it was delisted. Never heard anything about a remaster either. It's just wild to open up steam and see it listed as new again lmao

A screenshot of the Steam homepage that shows Poker Night at the Inventory for sale. In the lower right corner it says "Now Available" and "Top Seller"

A Screenshot of the Poker Night at the Inventory Steam Page. Text Reads: "Seven years after the Inventory closed its doors, this underground social club has reopened for business. Play No Limit Texas Hold’em with four video game icons in a high-stakes battle of cards, bets, and trash talk. Get a bonus TF2 Dealer's Visor if you buy before March 19!" All Reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (1,037) Release Date: Mar 5, 2026

What year is it?

A screenshot of the Steam homepage that shows Poker Night at the Inventory for sale. In the lower right corner it says "Now Available" and "Top Seller"

A Screenshot of the Poker Night at the Inventory Steam Page. Text Reads: "Seven years after the Inventory closed its doors, this underground social club has reopened for business. Play No Limit Texas Hold’em with four video game icons in a high-stakes battle of cards, bets, and trash talk. Get a bonus TF2 Dealer's Visor if you buy before March 19!" All Reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (1,037) Release Date: Mar 5, 2026

What year is it?

The matching shirt adds so much it's crazy. Multiplas rock.

Old comic I'm still happy with

pokemon except you're trying your best

a drawing iris made of a very small puppy version of blue from blue's clues, a dog that is light blue with dark blue spots and floppy ears. there is text on the top that reads "she is blue" and the bottom text says "because she is clues". the background is a light pink.

she is blue because she is clues 🔍
#artbytrashcangoddess

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

Charmander phone wallpaper!

Here's a free wallpaper for Charmander, the winner of the Kanto starters phone wallpaper!

We raised $321 for @nwlc.org thank you all for supporting!!

Thank you @framefatales.com for having me being part of the Frost Fatales Ambassador Program!

Enjoy the wallpaper!

Classics Of Game 135

1000 days is huge! I'm very proud of you, Twiggy.

Oh these are really good

Yeah alright I'll post mine

they distilled milfs

Browser Super Monkey Ball now has online multiplayer!
(And a few other things.)

Play now!

This is the most important thing on the internet rn 🤣😭

GEN TIEN
#pokemon #pokemonwindsandwaves

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

welcome to the world, my scrungly son