My teenager’s conversational vibe is “this could have been an email”

Hijack with Idris Elba was so good, but I’m glad I finished it because it was stressing m— THERE’S A SECOND SEASON?!

I peel citrus in a spiral pattern with my right index fingernail while holding them in my left palm. I peel rambutan along the seam to get a clean break

“Describe yourself in an unconventional manner”

This is how I peel my fruit:

Tonight, an old friend reached out. It’d been years and we had such a great time catching up. Or so I thought. Turned out, she was a scam bot. On the plus side, I’m now heavily invested in an up and coming cryptocurrency

Starting to watch Hijack right before bedtime was probably not the best life decision ... But Idris Elba is so good!

I've heard of "tsundoku", which is essentially buying more books than you could ever read. Is there a corresponding word for coming up with more ideas for stories than you could possibly write?

One thing that Viable Paradise 25 has taught me to say: I'm a good writer!

(It did not teach me how to say that without feeling abject terror and embarrassment, but baby steps, baby steps...)

What word did you mispronounce for the longest time? Mine is "misshapen", which I thought was pronounced like "miss-happen" as in, it happened wrong...

I don't think I'm a morning person or a night person so much as I'm different people during those times.

Morning Mach: experiencing a nostalgia for the internet of 2010s with blogs, tweets, and social media dominated by friends, not feeds.

Night Mach: I wanna see my own brain in a jar.

Oh, hah, is that like supernatural? For some reason, it sounds like the opposite. I think that's kinda hilarious, actually