The New York Critter Convention

in the new season of reacher he beats up a guy for banging his sourdough starter

i'm back for another tweet on bluesky

I'm thinking of a post on here (blue sky) that will change everything. Tons of attention for me, tons of praise, new career opportunities and an influx of wealth I could never even of dreamed of. More news coming soon - B

the government is defunding hot ones

branson news update: chinas deep sink got a bunch of rich guys propeller hats spinning around. but you can't laugh because it'll hurt you more somehow. in sports news, the most moral football teams won. and lastly, opinion. Buy a big ham and slice it to deli meat yourself. Ham is very versatile.

i think posting is over

i am here on blue sky to learn from the chinese people

Branson's Link of the Day 1/15/2025 Pornhub.com #Bluesky

Guys: With Bryan Quinby: Guys: Episode 99 - Christmas "Guys" 2024 with Branson Ho Ho Ho everyone. It is christmas eve (when this comes out) and we had from on the traditional Guys Christmas Show where we check in with some of our guys and see how they are celebrating Christmas...

Heyyy Merry Christmas, it’s Tuesday so we had @bransonowns.bsky.social on to check in to see how our guys are doing this Christmas are the feet guys weird, are the cruise guys selfish? Are the lottery guys paranoid? sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

i use this website when i want to feel younger

it was Wiebe Eden-Goode

i heard that recently in an ancient temple deep underground they found "the kama sutra for going to the bathroom"

can you believe there are some adults who sleep in as late as 10 am

forgot im on bluesky

Wow! Are you a baby or unemployed

i'm tired of hearing about how many hours of sleep you got last night if its less than 8. sorry if you dont know how to live your life regular. Fuck You actually. sleep is easy as hell even dogs do it! I don't care WHAT happens to you! I hope you NEVER sleep again!

filling up my ship in the bottle with soda

saw a frog man

rolled over and crushed my ship in a bottle in my sleep

listening to stressful violin music and working on my ship in a bottle

i dont know what youre asking me so the answer is probably no

saw a man turn into a motorcycle right before my fuckin eyes

Saw two dragons banging in an abandoned parking lot at night. Took this pic then ran

saw a bugbear in the woods earlier

how am i supposed to make a poem or whatever if i dont constantly bust

My Muse Fuckin Sucks :/

Helloooo Bluesky? Is anyone here? Allow me to introduce myself, ahem. My name is Three Phillips, I am a Christian Satanist and Mystic, I have boiled over four men, and I am the latest evacuee of the hellsite. Looking forward to the warm welcome! I am a truly evil person capable of doing much worse.

(Walks into the room already jacking off)

egg bagel. unbelievable