That time I roamed the streets of Portland as Outlaw Claus...
15.11.2025 13:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wolfli.bsky.social
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That time I roamed the streets of Portland as Outlaw Claus...
15.11.2025 13:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Way to go! π₯ππ―β€οΈπ
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
This is like arguing the distinction between an orange and a tangerine. A child rapist is a child rapist regardless of the exact definition of the term "pedophile". MAGAts are disgusting. Their Dear Leader could set a basket of puppies on fire and they would try to normalize it. Gross.
15.11.2025 13:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a shame. Rogue Dead Guy was my favorite beer of all time. This will be a terrible blow to the Oregon workers who were employed by Rogue.
15.11.2025 04:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, last time I checked, 15 year olds were still considered children. What a scumbag.
13.11.2025 23:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lots of stuff in the Bible like this about caring for the weak and protecting children. If there's anything in there saying we should shield child rapists, please point out the chapter and verse. Thanks.
13.11.2025 15:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The correct term is CHILDREN.
13.11.2025 14:59 β π 46 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Stop referring to Epstein victims as "underage girls". That's an attempt to soften the crime. Makes it sound like buying beer with a fake ID. They were CHILDREN and they were RAPED.
13.11.2025 14:47 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I can hear the shredder trucks revving up all the way from my place in Hawai'i.
13.11.2025 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahhhh, tastes like Oregon. It's been ages since I had one of these Boneyard Beer RPM IPA's. Excellent stuff. β€οΈπΊ
13.11.2025 01:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never thought the day would come that I would pass on peanut butter at the grocery store because it's too expensive, but here we are. Yet, the π π€‘ keeps saying prices are down.
12.11.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0While probably the greatest film noir femme fatale, she was absolutely amazing in her heroine role opposite Bogart in In A Lonely Place. Too bad her creepy personal life eclipsed her career.
12.11.2025 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From now on, whenever I come back from the pasture during a rainstorm and scrape a stinking, gooey slurry of mud, horse manure and pig shit off my boots, I'm going to call that stuff SCHUMER. Don't track that SCHUMER into the house! Watch out for that pile of SCHUMER! You're full of SCHUMER! Etc.
11.11.2025 15:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ha, I have very detailed, cinematic dreams. I recently dreamed of a Bond film, Die a Thousand Times (theme by Raye) that involved a villain (Matthew McConaughey) who operated "Mammoth", a company that resurrects extinct animals. The kicker? Bond is a CLONE!
11.11.2025 15:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Found this huge Cane Toad hanging out under the porch today. These suckers are poisonous, so I leave them alone. I don't need no bufotoxin, thank you very much.
11.11.2025 05:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
10.11.2025 05:02 β π 28640 π 8831 π¬ 380 π 417I loved it! But I'm a big del Toro fan.
08.11.2025 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. This Mezcal and Blue CuraΓ§ao margarita seemed like a good beverage choice...
08.11.2025 03:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That works.
08.11.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Born to Raise Hell...
06.11.2025 04:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, Orange Dude never bought groceries and never pumped his own gas. His cult followers will say 1) his comment is taken out of context, 2) that's not what he meant, 3) he's just baiting the libs, 4) it's AI fake. Meanwhile, Dementia Don is just up there crappin' his pants.
06.11.2025 04:51 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Old Fashioned
2 oz Evan Williams BIB Kentucky Straight Bourbon
3 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel-Aged Bitters
1 tsp Simple Syrup
All into an old fashioned glass stir. Add ice. Garnish with orange peel and a Luxardo Maraschino Cherry.
The Evan Williams BiB is a great value.
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I love that Vance's brother couldn't win an office that Jerry Springer once held. π
05.11.2025 05:02 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He's actually like Frankenstein who only cared after the monster he created ran amok and started killing people. I'll be impressed when Liz gives back all of the money her family reaped from war profiteering.
04.11.2025 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dick Cheney died? Did anyone see the Death Star orbiting Earth last night?
04.11.2025 14:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anybody check their ID's? I'm guessing no.
03.11.2025 19:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0