brianna wu-tang clang

if you put on 2 telenovelas on your dual screen setup you become the soap lord

Lurch is houngry

all these ai generated ~hot babez~ all look the same and I clock them instantly from just a cursory glance now

NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN, IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN. BUT WITH TYLENOL, DON'T TAKE IT)

gårfeld comic

Biblically accurate macOS

BSky is changing from JPG to WebP, presumably to save space and CDN bandwidth, since JPG is stored in the cloud but WebP is stored in the balls.

give it up everybody for DJ I Hope You Like Clown Core I Don’t Take Requests 👏👏👏

gimme that woim

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Spain’s MEP Irene Montero: “Because no one stopped the genocide in Gaza, the United States and Israel are now targeting Venezuela and Iran.” “We must isolate the U.S. and Israel now, so they can no longer spread terror across the globe.” i can't find the exact quote from her address to the EU Parliament in Brussels in english but this is probably close enough https://slguardian.org/trump-is-the-new-hitler-says-spanish-mep/

no lies detected

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lmao 🤠👍

Lmao what, i only knew about the info wars bit

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

Man: i like old thing Son (innocent): I demand new thing becare am young and vivacious and you are old and about to die shirt: I 💖 big baps

i might be the happiest i’ve ever been, dubai stock market is plummeting right now

HIM from that one show

I'm him

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HER, TEARFUL, BEATIFIC: 🎶my world is a vampire🎶

It's chewsday innit

Radahn Festival

Manus the six fingered hands of fate

room halfway filled with brown liquid

not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline

inshalla

Finland and Norway citizens can apply for U.S. citizenship - Check your...

nah that's okay I'm good

was real nice, I really gotta come visit sometime but rn I’m saving what i can trying to get away from this current shit (my current apt has a hole in the floor, the window and no kitchen 🤠👍)