CaptainTolson

I’m so tired of losing the people and things that I love. It’s been 4 years of non-stop grief. I no longer know how to cope. I’m shutting down and I just need positive vibes.

How dare you post this awful picture of me dying in the Texas heat lol 💀😡

If ogres are like onions than I would like to peel back those layers and dive into that swamp 👅

I am literally OBSESSED with this 30, flirty, and thriving era.

Also, “nice cock!” In my strongest Wii bowling voice ;)

Should I go out tonight?

Oh man, talk about not reading the room—Schumer picked the perfect time for a book tour. (sarcasm)

@schumer.senate.gov hits the road next week to promote his book, while the people he abandoned are left in panic mode. You don’t think people will show up to protest, do you?

Step Down Chuck

If this doesn’t terrify and infuriate you we’re not on the same side

Section 2, Paragraph 2. Am I reading this incorrectly? Straight from DOJ website

One of the most relatable things I’ve had on my feed today haha.

It genuinely flabbergasts me when parents are upset and shocked when their LGBT+ children express a desire to move away for safety reasons. Yet, they turned a blind eye to so much of their child’s bullying their entire childhood

Ah, a pin the tail on the donkey connoisseur I see 🧐

Good Morning ☀️

I agree! Campaign replay wasn’t exactly great for me personally though. Multiplayer took a while to take off. I do think forge is heavily overlooked considering how great it really is

I agree. I would love a good multiplayer comeback too. Preferably one that is completely ready at launch lol.

Just rewatched Barbie and now I am having an existential crisis

Boof Woof!

I’m rewatching it with my madre right now and she said it is like watching me play a cheesy video game

Rise of Skywalker is still the biggest cinema disappointment I’ve experienced in my lifetime

Kitty!

Agreed

Proud of your progress my love ❤️

ADHD and alcohol combo

That’s awesome man! You should be incredibly proud of yourself 🥳

Post a 3-10 second video of yourself.

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If you skip Dandadan's opening, I'm not sure I can trust you.

Just being honest, here.

WOOF

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a direct metaphor for growing up 🌈 and you can’t convince me otherwise 💅🏼

She’s in her Morning Glory era 💅🏼

Please.

I relate to all of the above 😅