Scott Rosales

My son used some of his allowance to buy himself a bitzee and I will only refer to them from now on as “loud-ass tamagotchis from hell”

When asked what the tooth fairy does with the teeth, I told my son “jewelry, like necklaces and bracelets”

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

What a goddamn emotionally exhausting day.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Breaking the Waves. Irreversible.

when I saw this video I assumed it was staged, absolutely thrilled to have been proven wrong

It’s 6-0 top of the 2nd.
Dodger baseball is back!
So are Angels games lol

The final two paragraphs from my essay for this year’s Baseball Prospectus annual.

There looks like a bunch of good movies are coming out in 2026.
Ready or Not 2, Over Your Dead Body, and They Will Kill You all look great, violently fucked up times at the movies.
Lots to get excited about.

Countries that don't embrace Tostitos could "be left behind," says Frito Lay CEO.

I like the Flashback Cinema programming.
Today, I got to introduce my 10yo to Jurassic Park in a theater and it was awesome.

closeup on Chow Yun-fat in Hard Boiled holding a gun, covered in blood and flour like a ghost

Chow Yun-fat in Hard Boiled on his back, right arm out holding a gun, backgrounded and backlit by some beautiful pink & white steam in the morgue

Chow Yun-fat in A Better Tomorrow II in a bullet-riddled trench coat & suit standing in front of a white mansion that is currently blowing up, right arm holding up a mini Uzi

low angle shot of Chow Yun-fat in The Killer wearing his little mustache + sunglasses "disguise," holding an assault rifle on the left side of the frame. background is blue sky and a little bit of cloud

guns are bad except for when Chow Yun-fat uses them

a baseball player is getting ready to swing at a ball ALT: a baseball player is getting ready to swing at a ball

To be clear: baseball season never ended. Thanks to all the great winter leagues, there’s been baseball to watch almost every single day since the World Series ended — trust me, I’ve watched as much of it as possible!!

But now, MLB is up! And the WBC!!

BASEBALL IS THE BEST !!!

Bad Bunny's halftime show ripped for language barrier, suspected political message

lol stay mad

Kiddo asked why AI companies even needs so many commercials.

I feel like hot garbage.
Not like “this garbage has never looked so hot” but like “oh no someone has set this garbage on fire!”

Watched 28 Years Later this morning and no one told me it would make me cry like a baby.
The Bone Temple sequence just wrecked me.

(To the tune of God Bless America): 🎶“No sleep til Broo-ook-lyn ,
my home
sweeeeet
Hoooooome”🎶

always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post

Bart Simpson repeatedly writes “I will not dab on my boss.” on the chalkboard.

I guess we all define ‘professional’ in different ways.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

The SpongeBob Sponge Out of Water movie was pretty funny all the way through (my son and I both laughed a lot) but line “Welcome to the apocalypse, hope you like leather.”had me rolling.

It takes me forever to finally get around to watching movies after they’ve come out.

Finally watched Sinners and what an absolute banger.

Are the giving that episode of MST3K the 4K treatment too?

God, this movie rips.
Used to have a t-shirt of Chow Yun-Fat sliding down the bannister and I thought it was the coolest thing.

Sandman, Thor, and Cap all basically have the same face.

It looks like an issue of Cracked Does Marvel