Krystyna's Avatar

Krystyna

@krystyna-thekryer.bsky.social

Whimsical artist in Melbourne https://linktr.ee/krystyna.thekryer

8 Followers  |  5 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 30.11.2024  |  1.7553

Latest posts by krystyna-thekryer.bsky.social on Bluesky

Someday, I'm going to have a nice house to myself (maybe some like minded roommates). And I'll host the most amazing, most organized, best decorated parties ever

02.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I'll post a story and immediately think: yeah, that's hilarious. I'm a genius

You guys don't get me 😞

26.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just did my first contemporary dance class, my thighs are fecking burning πŸ”₯πŸ’ƒ

#dance

03.05.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SO ANGRY THAT SO MANY PLACES "HAVE" PLUS SIZES BUT NEVER STOCK THEM IN STORE

28.01.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unbuttoning my pants...
Not in a sexy way but in a Christmas dinner way 🀰

24.12.2024 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever stare so intensely in the mirror that the person in front of you genuinely becomes another being with their own expressions?

18.12.2024 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The moon is full and golden tonight

15.12.2024 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I'm opening for @sageroadknight.bsky.social at the Wesley Anne and I hope everyone who sees this post from Melbourne will come watch!

08.12.2024 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making my setlist and realising... I make a lot of sad songs

30.11.2024 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On December 31st 2023, I desperately wanted to see The Last Dinner Party and I put them in my vision board. Im so happy that that actually happened, like I get to tell my past self that it happened by checking it off πŸ₯Ή
Vision board for 2025 will also have them btw

30.11.2024 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would care more if mermaids were real than aliens

30.11.2024 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Usually my anxiety dreams are about people looking to harm me but last night was about the bikini I bought not fitting me and now I really need it to arrive fast so I can check

30.11.2024 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Sunday night is spent teaching my mum (and myself) about the chain of pop cultural events that led to "this ate" as a slang term

30.11.2024 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New daily affirmations:
You are in your humble era. Your struggles in this moment will be in your biopic/documentary

30.11.2024 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I DONT UNDERSTAND BIKINIS HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO WORK
-a big busted girl

30.11.2024 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tripped on my cat and fell on my knees and elbow so I wouldn't fall on her and now I'm sitting with frozen peas on my knees... Peas on knees

30.11.2024 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My current predicament is me googling why my body is acting a certain way and the answer being anxiety/stress

30.11.2024 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I AM WEARING AN ALL WHITE OUTFIT NEXT WEEK, YOUR ARE COMING NOW OR NOT AT ALL

30.11.2024 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Me today at work telling all my coworkers that I'm in my favourite band's music video

30.11.2024 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Help I just realized that there's a beam of light shining on me! I guess My Lady of Mercy was really blessing me at that moment 😏

30.11.2024 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Guys I'm crying so much I'm in @thelastdinnerparty.bsky.social music video 😭
I love them so much

30.11.2024 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching #HeartstopperS3
Please for the love of God I just want to be in love

30.11.2024 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I feel like I'm missing a finger between my pointer and my middle one

30.11.2024 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The freaking betrayal I feel when I click on a photo in Pinterest and it takes me to fucking Temu

30.11.2024 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image

On another note IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING BABY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

30.11.2024 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling sad rn because I miss The Last Dinner Party and because there aren't any more videos of the Melbourne night that I haven't seen πŸ˜”

30.11.2024 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HEARTBEAT

...

INCREASING HEARTBEAT

30.11.2024 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Guys the single cover for Big Dog by @thelastdinnerparty.bsky.social got leaked!

30.11.2024 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I uploaded another song on my YouTube channel but this time it's BRAND NEW. No one has heard it before so it would be extra special if you gave it a watch πŸ₯°

30.11.2024 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Posted a video of me singing my song The Rabbit in the Sky

Give it a watch if you want to see my cat at the end 😸
(YT channel's in my bio link tree)

30.11.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@krystyna-thekryer is following 5 prominent accounts