Jamie Swan

If. And it's a monumental IF. #NUFC signed Gyorkeres and Mbeumo. Forget Gahuei, we could win the league.

There, I've said it. Shoot me.

Let's enjoy it for the minute man Luke! Don't piss on the chips just yet 🤣

Don't give these balloon knots the air time on here. I'm in recovery over here from them 🤣👎👊👊👊

Love it! Great season under SBR

Put your house on it 🤣

Last time we played West Ham on a Monday night, (I think was last time anyway) we won 4 0 and went top of the league after 1 game #nufc

Not into omens, but that'd do nicely. We are due to click and spank someone...

Or fall on our arses of course 🤣

Walked with durgs from Amble, West to Morwick dairy; onto River Coquet. South to S. Park Wood, then East through Acklington to Togston; looping back into Amble on Green Lane. Long, but lush hike, but seen a couple of poor dead creatures strung up in trees, which is a shame. #Northumberland #hiking

They need to just describe the match, not as you say jabber on like 17th century poet on speed.

Shame as gordon just netted

Dixon is undoubtedly a shit house and it defo dates back to Davide in the league cup. His craic is dour and obvious. Sam Matterface sounds like someone doing an impression of a commentator, but sounding like Alan Partridge.

Get in AG lad! #nufc

If there is a worse commentary pairing than Sam Shatterface and Lee Dick-son past, present or in the future of the entire known universe, then I'd be hugely surprised. #nufc

Weekends without #nufc are actually a civil liberty

Aye, likewise 😅

Watched him play at Cowgate for NUFC reserves bizarrely. He wasn't built for Cowgate 🤣

Brian Pinas 🤣
Unfortunately named...

Followed and follow. ✌️

Spreading the #nufc gospel

Think he wouldn't be cheap at 45 - 50m... but in real terms that's just the craic these days. His goals could prove vital... not going to curse it 🤣😅🤐🤞

Arsenal paid 50m for Lacazette nearly 10 years ago. It's not outrageous.

Aye that chase for Guehi was ridiculous and still rankles me now. Hopefully they're double aggressive in Jan, show that we mean business, get stuff done and have a strong crack at the second half of the season. We could be a dark horse if we do, it's very, very open imo.

Eddie usually makes newbies wait 4 or 5 games anyway...

Funny as I've just posted about Mbeumo. Can't have enough good players IMO and if you get the right player he can cover for all front three positions including centre forward. As we know Wilson and tbf Isak are brittle.

YouTube video by Brentford Football Club Bryan Mbeumo's Best Goals! 🔥🇨🇲 | 50 Goals for Brentford

youtu.be/NNi9uoh6WiI?...

Would be a class addition to an Eddie Howe team... pace, aggression, running power, but most importantly a left peg like a hammer and consistently hitting the net. Would love to see him in black and white #nufc

Likewise mate 👍

I only watched it again last night! When he talks of players from the 20s, how special Wor Jackie was. Beautiful. Saying how there was more to come from Pedro at 28, it was always jus my going to happen. Just an absolute diamond. Feel lucky to have been alive and there. 💯💯💯

YouTube video by John Jobling 1992 Ten out of Ten - Newcastle United win their first 10 games of the season

youtu.be/npGlB4J6pKk?...

The greatest sporting hero of my lifetime. Joseph Kevin Keegan.

Promotion season, 10 out of 10. My most watched VHS of all time 😍

Feels like I'm late to the party... but if anyone wants to follow for NUFC craic only, I'll auto follow back. #nufc ✌️

Spot on mate 👌

I was on Twitter from 2011... was just NUFC craic only. It's actually mental where it's gone. This even looks like the old twitter 🤣🤣

Just need to suss it out and follow a load of the old heads.

Sound mate, likewise? Sick of twitter, turned to proper dogshite!