The US has two goals- “bomb Iran” and “bomb Iran some more”
04.03.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The US has two goals- “bomb Iran” and “bomb Iran some more”
04.03.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dipper’s half finished copy
04.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around
“The numbers dont mean anything. Nothing the president says means anything. Wait, dont print that” -hegseth
04.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everybody’s got one in the garage or attic. Ive got a stomp rocket 3 pack im giving up
04.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve got pests
04.03.2026 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I cant tell you whether or not we are legally required to say that “
04.03.2026 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like we need a good old fashioned missile drive. Bring out your old unused missles
04.03.2026 13:01 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0New DOJ moves fast. New DOJ doesn’t care what it did yesterday, thats in the past
04.03.2026 06:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You trusted the GOP? Dude! Also, you got sham right in your name!
04.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Dude, im not here to think” -hegseth
03.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude its in the song “Iran, so far away”
03.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0True, though nobody wants to hear “you know, this is a really dumb idea” from the people they work with everyday. Criticism seems to go down easier when you pay for it
03.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Trump is risking the future of life on earth for his cratered political standing like a game where he thinks he has all the cards. Unfortunately they are playing dice”
03.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They need the sheen of professional yes men
03.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Heh. It sounds like they all got together and telegraphed where they would be. Quite the way to check out, but maybe they were out of options
03.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“She’ll be right back”
03.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, but we had to prevent those imminent attacks, so…
03.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Guess im the only one who dressed up. Thats ok”
03.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You mean hobble and contain them with international sanctions and inspections? What a great idea! That ship sailed and sank, got rebuilt and then sank again. I mean, it only took a few weeks/months for Iraq and Afghanistan to calm down after we invaded right? Im sure this will be done by July 4?
03.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’ve come a long way baby
03.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0$10 say they rename it Straight of America and walk away
03.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We will invade when Israel threatens to invade
03.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anything over 6 feet needs a permit, so…
03.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Biden could have alerted these people on his way out, but he didnt” -trump
03.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0American Exceptionalism
03.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where are all the people in the reflection????
03.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is odd to see people that can only do what they are told try to wing it
03.03.2026 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good thing we have American Exceptionalism
03.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0