@gothdonut.bsky.social
I'll follow your dumbass back.
Hope you had a great one! β€οΈ
29.11.2025 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Xoxox πβ€οΈ
21.11.2025 04:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Nothing signifies 2025 more than a dumpster fire and even hallmark knows it! HAPPY HOLIDAYS
19.11.2025 23:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1If I have to make a log in on your website to apply to a job, I'm not. Same with any site using workday.com ya'll are missing a huge amount of applicants cause ain't nobody got time for yo shit!
17.11.2025 14:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0"We insist on bringing the best casserole to a gun fight" is the Democratic motto
12.11.2025 13:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This is the only time I can introduce myself to new people "I'm Melissa, like the hurricane"
26.10.2025 16:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0I've had a surgery scheduled for the end of this year since May, today they call me and tell me the hospital doesn't take my insurance anymore so all the appts are canceled. LOL AWESOME THX #aetna #americanhealthcare
20.10.2025 21:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I stand corrected, it is being called: 2 civil 2 war
11.10.2025 19:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0CIVIL WAR 2: electric boogaloo
10.10.2025 03:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
Going thru bullshit on my phone and I stumble upon this gem:
09.10.2025 01:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm just over here farting my way into your hearts β€οΈ
07.10.2025 14:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This is my first dictatorship. I guess I need to ask my mom what it's like.
19.09.2025 13:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0LOL that was all Temu deliveries
11.09.2025 00:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0'Twas the night before 9-11
10.09.2025 23:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I LOVE HIM!
10.09.2025 23:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
#wisconsin
02.09.2025 17:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
#chicago
31.08.2025 01:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Thanks Dad! I'm in Chicago! π
29.08.2025 23:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0β€οΈ
26.08.2025 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"My ex and I broke up because I'm a Sagittarius and he was ugly."
24.08.2025 19:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Being attracted to men is my biggest character flaw
20.08.2025 00:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0There's never a roster but always a line π
16.08.2025 02:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
TikTok Lady: "ok so twice a year I pay 2 witches to put a curse on my baby daddy..."
Me:
The downside to leaving Vegas is not being able to gamble at every shitty barπ
10.08.2025 04:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Call me a clogged toilet the way I can't take this shit NO MORE
24.07.2025 23:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Today is July 2, 2025. That means we are closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000.
02.07.2025 20:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
Oh shit we fucked
30.06.2025 06:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there is no ethical consumption in late stage capitalism so gurl you should absolutely steal stuff from that guys house.
28.06.2025 16:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
