Mallory Gibson

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Deductive reasoning puzzle from a catan puzzle book.

Raise your hand if you were a Millennial labelled "gifted" by your school and their "answer" to that was to occasionally take you out of class to do these in the cafeteria.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Liam Conejo Ramos and his father have landed back in Minnesota following a judge's order Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old whose detention by ICE sparked national fervor, returned home to Minnesota with his father, Adrian Conejo Arias, Sunday morning after a judge ordered their release.

JUST IN: The five-year-old Columbia Heights Liam Conejo Ramos and his father, who have been in an ICE detention facility in Texas, are on their way home.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

This one hurts.

I am begging you all to read and write more. Do it every day, for as long as you can, if you can. I know it’s a privilege to have the time for such things, but I truly believe it’s the easiest and least risky way to fight fascism. Fascism needs us to be us dumb and impressionable, unacquainted

CHARLES RAFFERTY The Problem with Early Warnings People don't like to leave a party unless the house is actually on fire. Even then, if the flames are far enough away to be pretty, they'll finish their drink, take one more pass at the hors d'oeuvres. How things happen has always been unclear. Hurricanes begin in a place where no one lives. Agents of the government start to wear masks. Fascism is a word my neighbors won't use yet. They are following the law, they say, and the sirens are coming for someone else.

This hit so fucking hard today.

why some people be mad at me sometimes they ask me to remember but they want me to remember their memories and i keep on remembering mine. Lucille Clifton

Reminder in the face of all the angry gaslighting propaganda.

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

Every woman has heard it. Your daughter, your sister, your mother, your wife. We have ALL heard it.

gentle reminder if your football team doesn’t win today it’s bc you wore the wrong socks you dumb fuck how could you

It’s legal to steal as long as you say yoink

The Terror (2018)

The Beaverton’s Ian MacIntyre reflects on his satire being taken seriously by Time magazine On a juiced-up Hoekstra quote being seen as believable: ‘I do think it’s hilarious and also scary’

A while back I got to speak to @grahamisador.bsky.social at the Globe & Mail about that time a @thebeaverton.com article got accidentally quoted by Time. Here's that!!

A) expressing ideas is literally the fucking job
B) if you can’t communicate it with doodles, words, or messy photoshop, the idea isn’t fully baked and you need to explore it more, not use the plagiarizing lie machine that poisons neighborhoods to do the thinking for you.

This might be a hot take, but if you don't want games to be overtaken by AI slop, you have to choose not to play games that spotlight it.

Companies don't care that you wag your finger, they care that you withhold your money and attention.

spitballing a 2026 motto: SORRY I HAVE MORALS YOU LITTLE BITCH

A painting of a bird beside the text "put me down as hugely fuckin' skeptical"

Photo of an Oct. 1 Time Magazine article that attributed a quote to US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra, when it was actually made up for a Beaverton article.

When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".

Smol leadership rant: When you focus in on the results being the only thing that matters, you open the door for some truly terrible behaviour along the way. How you get those results should matter as well. Are you okay with burning everyone out? At potentially having a big PR scandal? It matters.

The horrors persist, but so do I
No really, look at me, I am the horrors now