Jocelyne Allen

Jocelyne Allen

@brainvsbook.bsky.social

アレン・ジョセリン I write. I ramble. I translate. And interpret. 筆者/翻訳・通訳家/取り留めの無い人 (she/they) brainvsbook.com kaikatsu.ca

2,313 Followers 532 Following 4,428 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 month ago
Close-up of a man and a woman talking in a Japanese manga panel. There are some squiggly lines at the top that look like they could maybe be a sound effect or some kind of aside. But no, they are the innards and outline of an incandescent bulb.

Spent waaaay too long trying to decipher the handwriting in this panel before realizing it's a lightbulb. #AmTranslating

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6 hours ago
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『今世紀最大の理不尽 それでも、結婚がしたかった』鳥飼茜 | 電子書籍 - 文藝春秋 結婚。それは祝祭か、墓場か 夫婦別姓はまだなん⁉ 3度目の結婚前に直面した理不尽と世にも奇妙な私の選択――結婚下の男女の力学を描くパワフルなエッセイ。『今世紀最大の理不尽 それでも、結婚がしたかった』鳥飼茜

A cool thing about having friends who do cool things is that they sometimes write a book about smashing the patriarchy in Japan, like this friend of mine did. You should read it if you are a person who can read Japanese!

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1 year ago

A cool thing about learning languages is that sometimes words become time capsules, and the first place you learned/used a word gets imprinted in your brain so that every time you use that word after that, your brain is sent back to that moment where you first encountered it.

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3 days ago

Yeah, they really don’t want us to have nice things (delicious food from other countries)

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3 days ago

アーカイブ配信を楽しんでもらえたら、嬉しいです!関係ない情報も送ってくれてありがとうございました!このグッズはすごく可愛いです!ジュンク堂に寄ってみてみようかな〜

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3 days ago

I didn't know if you'd want to be tagged! Thanks again for the laugh!

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3 days ago
Queen Sheba Home

If you, like me, have been wondering where the Ethiopian food in Tokyo is, it’s here. You can get injera right here. It won’t fix you, but it will probably make you feel better.

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5 days ago

I lol'ed

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5 days ago

Excellent dadding all around!

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5 days ago

It is definitely in the dad joke spirit.

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5 days ago

I had enough of it sticking back during the big snow last month. I liked watching this fall from the sky and then disappear!

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5 days ago

Just typed “nexxxt week” and accidentally turned this light novel into a bass-line heavy porn. #AmTranslating

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6 days ago

What's your favourite dad joke? I need a few for a translation I'm working on, and I'm coming up short. (But also: it's fun to take a dad joke break sometimes!)

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5 days ago
tmblr post screenshot of Junji Ito at a desk with a plate of pasta in front of him. The text above the photo says, Junji Eato, and below it is "boy that sure is some creepy pasta"

My friend sent me this, and I can't stop laughing.

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5 days ago

Related: Akita ka? Akita wa akita na~

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5 days ago

Yes!!

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5 days ago

I am actually in need of this kind of more casual, reactive dad joke, but I love reading all the dad jokes everyone is bringing. I think you get to the heart of the dad joke as the conversational tripwire for the child.

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5 days ago

Excellent dad jokery all around! I have a friend (not a dad in reality, but in spirit) who does the しょうがない one, and I cackle with delight every time.

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5 days ago

International dad jokes! I wish I knew Spanish.

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5 days ago

Excellent dad question!

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6 days ago

It's wild! I've never seen snow here in March!

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6 days ago

One of my personal faves is (which is less a joke-joke, but still a dad joke in my opinion):
"I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad."

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6 days ago

I have absolutely been there. Just scratching your head at every single line until someone goes, well, if only the rocket hadn't exploded, we wouldn't be stuck here in space. And then all the pieces snap together like rare earth magnets.

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6 days ago

omg! This is such a treasure trove. Thanks!

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6 days ago

See @histoftech.bsky.social for more groaners than you will be able to handle. bsky.app/profile/hist...

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6 days ago

Sometimes, some things just don't make any sense.

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6 days ago

Cursèd forward march!

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6 days ago

What's your favourite dad joke? I need a few for a translation I'm working on, and I'm coming up short. (But also: it's fun to take a dad joke break sometimes!)

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6 days ago

There were not kidding about the 厳しい寒さ on the news yesterday.

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6 days ago

Snow! In Shinjuku!! In March!!!

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