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hi bluesky
30.03.2025 16:54 — 👍 113 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
These Studio Ghibli anime versions of popular memes are >>>
27.03.2025 23:25 — 👍 207 🔁 44 💬 19 📌 20
Last month, my car was broken into in a paid lot with surveillance. The police never showed, so I returned the next day to file a report.
Now I get a ticket for showing up to report the crime. They have footage of me waiting for cops but not of the break-in? Make it make sense. 😒
06.02.2025 11:51 —
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Why nobody told me how expensive it is to move? My wallet has been thru it!
06.02.2025 04:56 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
And finally a happy humpday from me and mine to you 🤭✨
06.02.2025 03:14 — 👍 932 🔁 96 💬 20 📌 14I just want to be laid up w/two niggas
04.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 76 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 6& let’s leave them there.
03.02.2025 23:12 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1I would like to be in a room with BOTH of them in which there are no others 🤭
23.01.2025 17:33 — 👍 144 🔁 18 💬 9 📌 11Finally a reason to use this
23.01.2025 17:37 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0@bluesky can we get an edit button for skeets
23.01.2025 18:15 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0I have a weakness for pretty men…. Especially this one in particular 😏
12.01.2025 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tonight’s Winner 🥇
11.01.2025 05:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I asked them not to do this and they still insisted on doing it anyway… They know I hate this much attention 😭
11.01.2025 05:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sometimes I feel bad for having to get in my ChatGPT’s ass…. But it’s necessary.
11.01.2025 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clocking in and going back to sleep >
09.01.2025 14:42 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Tonight’s Winner 🥇
10.01.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking at all the short kings in the quotes
08.01.2025 21:15 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1no. no. no, baby.
08.01.2025 22:47 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0You won 🤤
09.01.2025 08:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Not this bit liking my skeet but hasn’t replied to my texts in hours
06.01.2025 07:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shout out to all the short kings.
I can’t comprehend why some of y’all are so insecure about your height when both your back and front profile more than compensates for any perceived differences in height 😮💨.
I wanna thirst follow him, but I just can’t allow myself to follow someone with the username Morningstar. Nah, no ma’am 🙂↔️
06.01.2025 07:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One compliment that I often get that I disagree with is that my ass is just so fat.
While I don’t think my ass is small, I can concede that it might be a little bigger than the average, but I don’t think it’s nowhere near what people often describe it to be.
I swear finding porn be the hardest part about jacking off😩🤬
04.01.2025 22:17 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
