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this clip from Shoresy of people rattling off Dutch names is the funniest and most impressive thing I’ve seen on tv in a long time

I played this at PAX East ten years ago and thought it was great. Unfortunately it never gets much cheaper than this, and I have so much other stuff I never played...

Huh, neat. www.ancient-origins.net/news-history...

THIS COLD DARK RECTANGLE OF SAD AND GLASS IS NOT GIVING ME THE SUPPORT AND COMFORT I REQUIRE.

FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense Q: Do I have to kill the snake? A: University guidelines state that you have to “defeat” the snake. There are many ways to accomplish this. Lots o...

Ahh, the ultimate evolution of ol' www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq... .

feel free to keep this image

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

I bought Strange Antiquities and Puzzle Depot based on this, and wishlisted a few more!

sigh

Part of me wants to make a country song about drinking my truck and driving an ice cold beer

It really did have some clever ideas.

(Really wish I knew what was up with Hyperspace Delivery Boy, from the same developers. The game's in ScummVM now; it would be trivial to re-release.)

PDF24 break free of the acrobat

Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know What’s New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop

That's one way to lose these walking blues.

Ta na na na

Fancy ermine cloaks on a set of king and queen mannequins. These mannequins are the royal family of Norway.

A close-up of a stole showing the tails.

A cute little white stoat with the trademark black tail-tip. Run, li'l fella, before they make a muff out of you!

Kings in cartoons wear this sort of thing all the time.

Did you know that the dark spots are actually the tails of the stoats whose fur is used?

Weather forecast for Ottowa, Canada. Meteorlogist stands in fromt of a screen listing Freezing rain, Light snow, and Furries Wednesday. Clearly a typo of "flurries," but is seems that Ottowa will be getting furries instead!

Watch out, Ottowa. Wednesday looks like it'll be a doozy!

Oh good, I'm not the only one who was thinking that.

I have cleaned
the plant
that was making
the fish sauce

and which
was probably
plaguing
the residents

Forgive me
it was so derelict
so fetid
and so fishy

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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

I bet that Brighton rhyming scheme's gotta come back.

A fashionable lady from York
Had a hat in which she'd stuck a fork.
If that wasn't enough,
she bore a large muff.
All laughed! "Next time, stay in York!"

This almost made me cry lol

I thought VHS-decode was the big hotness these days.

"Okay, I fire an arrow at the gazebo."

Straightforward, eh?

I'd surely love to be a pirate!
If I had a cannon, I'd fire it!
But, alas, for my life
All I have is this knife
And this sword. Would you care to admire it?

Oh, do you know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Do you know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane?

Yes, I know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man
Yes, I know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane

Oh, merriment! I cannot pass up a challenge. But seriously wtf is that thing.

A young lad who couldn't stop smiling
Sought to undo his most recent drying.
He queried a fish
who granted his wish
and he ambled on home perspiring.