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first day I didn’t do any work since SEPTEMBER and it was a good one at knotts berry farm. Mysteriously got free parking added to my 2025 pass what a game changer that’s gonna be, luckiest break ever

I was thinking yesterday it’s probably the best investment I’ve ever made, I never get tired of watching it for hours. Genuinely enjoy so much trimming plants and zenning out on that shit. All the inhabitants crack me up. It’s a good time.

8 HR GOON #GoonerActivities

have police figured out where the shooter got his jacket tho because I really like it

most of my credit card number with the security code that says 666

hell yeah the security code on my new credit card is 666

Hunter needs to go full Caligula, Joe this is your Augustus moment let Hunter take the reign brother

Duuuuude what a weird ass lookin shrimp!!!

I was drunk on bluesky lolllll #throwback #thursday but I totally know what I was talking about - I think Mike and I thought it was funny to put pepperoni on your cheese pizza, and in hindsight that wasn’t very funny.

CHUCK WOOLERY I WILL PISS ON YOUR GRAVE YOU STUPID FUCK

that dumb motherfucker died???? My dad had beef w him in the 90s and I had beef w him on twitter kinda recently. Only thing my dad and I ever agreed on is that motherfucker needs to wrap his lips around an exhaust pipe. Rest in piss Chuck Woolery you stupid motherfucker!

I think about an interaction we had in the late 90s at Lamppost Pizza like once a week and feel really bad about it and wonder if that’s the reason god punishes me relentlessly

the hell is this that elite dangerous game I have but haven’t figured out how to play? It always looks so sick

god damn that’s unfortunate cuz I’ve really been wondering

#mood

crass Hawaiian shirt on aliexpress got my buy now finger itchin!

do you think eggs have physically changed in the last 5 years or why he fuck have I gotten so bad at cracking eggs

dude your pic next to a Billy gibbons quote!!! So badass, I kind of can’t believe this is the first time I can recall seeing this

two of my ramshorn snails covered in snail eggs fucking the shit out of each other, dongs flopping around like baseball bats

I changed my reviews to 1 star today. Just kinda went with it at the time to see how much crazier this shit could get. Like I’m sure I could’ve overwhelmed the lady and taken my phone back and left without getting paid, I wasn’t in danger. Just kind of in awe at the stupidity of their review scam

had a flower delivery from florist covered in MAGA signs and they wouldn’t release the order until I wrote 2 fake glowing reviews for their business. The lady grabbed my phone from me and wrote a review and was posting photos from my account, she was fucking insane. They sell Trump themed bouquets?

just got held hostage by a maga florist

when you eat a bad grape and it tastes exactly like red wine >>>

wish they still taught drivers things like right of way, how to make a right hand turn when there’s no stop sign, how to park on first try, etc.

well SHIT

if Kamala wins you could make 10x your money on robinhood by betting on her right now. I’m doing this right, correct?

if the uber driver ain’t listening to rap I ain’t tippin extra

panoramic aquarium update, my zen zone

I’ve always wanted to get TWO grilled cheeses and fries from In N Out but was worried that’s crazy, but tonight I did that and the worker shamed me! “Sir we have a limit of 1 burger per person….. just kidding!” It made me feel crazy like it CANT be THAT weird to order 2 burgers for 1 man right?

almost forgot to listen to the Misfits today, per tradition

I have the classic slides too, don’t love them but they’re more comfy than my normal Crocs (which aren’t comfortable at all to me somehow). They’ve def gotten softer with use, if that helps. I put a padded ankle pad on the top slide part cuz the strap hurt, much better now.