deafhomo

we'll need to fix that 😏

jumpscare! a condom spotted in a clip on here. no thank you, please.

share your art and your nationality!

Masshole pride! 🍀🧢⭐

BOOTS that's my ego BOOST

Why are the lesser evil people doing nothing to stop the evil

And other questions for the liberal mind

The art of Harry Bush
#gay

The art of Tom of Finland
#gay

3 chicken sausages and 1 human sausage

gotta start your morning with a hearty breakfast #fcf

first #FCF back in dc

Am I understanding this right that 4 million out of the 4.4m of CBS viewers are over 55? If so, lmao. This is probably the case for all news on TV tbh. Can't wait for it to get phased out!! Why we still pretend like daily corporate propaganda on the screen passes as informative is beyond me.

naming my roomba this comes with some coincidental potential for funnies

Consent is key but staaaaahp asking me if I want to stay in your close friends like I am an adult I am not going to cry or be offended if I see your butt or pubes or alcoholic beverage like keep me there or take me out it really doesn’t matter unless you’re posting pics of dead people or animals

wait, if you're locked, and i'm plugged, who's driving the plower?

i tried watching the traitors but i cannot handle how stupid people talk on camera so i'll just accept it's not for me

how do you guys have those profile pics with gradient color backgrounds and a cutout of you? what's the link

it's actually a video clip but i took this screenshot of it because it's one of my favorite moments. Shatner is seen devastated by the Overview Effect (going to space and seeing earth) while Bezos indeed looks like an idiot child..

i want what they have....

vindicated in all my years of hating reddit/4chan for its anon nature

yea UpScrolled sure buddy i'll download that soon and meet you guys there sure yeah sure that's the plan yeah no, yeah

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

i haven't had sex in like.. 10 days is it over for me? 😪

whatever it'll be worth it to finally get that taste of victory

wanna help remove my rib q

still mad that in this one precious life I have I haven't been able to suck myself off.. just want to try it at least once omg.....

me listening to any new song: it's cute but it's no JLo ft. Pitbull "Dance Again" (2012)

i think we vastly underestimate how many old people refusing to retire would actually do just that if we just properly introduced them to Netflix.