Duo

There should be a genre of music games in which gameplay maximizes your ability to impress your date, friends, family, strangers, etc.

Call it rizz'em action.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Bros all got framemogged because they weren't podmaxxing.

Squat lobsters imply the existence of fly lobsters and deadlift lobsters.

They're all working hard to ascend to crab.

LOVE THIS 💗

This really is a great picture:

A friendship propaganda poster of long lived friendship with two dudes. One prc and one Russian holding hands

Never forget the original heated rivalry

Speedran my major (Ceramic Engineering) in 3 years but took a some highly enjoyable humanities courses.

Electrical Properties of Ceramics
Phase Equilibria
Material Selection, Fabrication, and Failure
Historiography
Etymology

Open source cuddles
e2e encrypted cuddles
The Cuddle Protocol

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

You've heard of Zhuge Liang, but get ready for his winter storm counterpart:

Hygge Liang

An add for a law firm reads,”Whether you’re in the theater or being questioned by police, MJM Law Office reminds you to stay quiet.”

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

Buried Alive {2}{B} Sorcery Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle. The scrape of shovels and the tumble of cold dirt soon muffled their pleas. Illustrated by Greg Staples Altered with trans flag colored sky. The text box has been painted to look like chalky pavement with the phrase “there is still time”

"What if she was right? What if I was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful? Buried alive and suffocating to death on the other side of a television screen?"

Felt appropriate that I was working on these tonight.

There’s still time. There’s always time.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

YouTube video by MTGGoldfish The Nice "Old Man" Who Beat the Pros with the Meanest Deck

Human stories are the best part of competitive games.

A black and white patch featuring a vulture with spread wings on top of a triangular shield. The shield features a black band in the middle and a soccer ball.

My NYE tradition is playing a short indie game. Upon completion, I sent the devs of @despelote.game a self-addressed envelope per the directions of the post-credit URL, and I got it back today!

Football (and snail mail) is magic, y'all. ⚽📬

YouTube video by keithschofield Charlotte Gainsbourg featuring Beck "Heaven Can Wait" (Director's Cut) Director: Keith Schofield

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWN...

The ice agent flying down teh boston cop slide

stupid idea: writing Spanish words using katakana whenever possible using just one character

ミ casa es ス casa

a port & co tee shirt- the front says “Jennifer’s body” and the back says “i go both ways” and features two women kissing in a monster’s mouth

leftovers from the jumpscare x @cashbrowns.bsky.social collab are up.

printed on port & co (comparable to comfort colors)

www.jumpscarevhs.com

Bridget Gordon | Patreon poet | writer | spoken word performer

hello beloveds

after a few years of dormancy since I stopped writing about sports— or much of anything— I’m relaunching my Patreon campaign

if you like my poetry and/or have some spare mutual aid budget to share, I’d love it if you supported me there

(also pls share this post 💙)

things could be so fucking good. we have everything we need to make sure everyone's taken care of. we have resources and knowledge and time. it doesn't have to be this way

A poster on a subway wall features Japanese text and a horse getting trapped between train doors.

This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)

An illustration of a raccoon and an opossum running across a road. Lyrics from the song "This Year" by the Mountain Goats are around them, reading, "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me."

🎶 twin high maintenance machines 🎶

The only redeeming feature of sports betting is that when there's no longer any integrity in the matches themselves, we can focus on shipping the players.

Well, until we can make prop bets on ships anyhow.

Getting emotional watching Preacherboy's first song at the juke joint.

Watching Sinners.

I accomplished my super chill 2025 resolution of "do not eat a whole frozen pizza by yourself in one sitting."

2026's chill reso is "experience something new every day." It's probably something that can be accomplished very easily without trying, but the point is to approach newness with intention.

The promise of snail mail after credits is so charming. ⚽