thank you chuck schumer 🫡 as so called political experts warned "you have no pants on" and "your whole ass is hanging out," it took incredible resolve to stand up and say, "Damn right my ass is hanging out! It's hanging out for the AMERICAN PEOPLE to look at. I like when everyone has to see it."

fuck yes

ah, also known for me as the default setting

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

its... perfect hahahha

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

Oh cool brb unhooking this shit from my emulator

The circle is now complete

probably one of the funniest tiktoks of all time

I've sent my top man for the job

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

People have trouble with different things

Steel Battalion (2002)

DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION (BEST SCENE)

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I'd rather people explore dodgy shit in a video game than act out whatever it is with someone non-consenting

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the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence

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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

I never understand it when they say that shit because the word conservative means conservative

Thanks for doing this to begin with, I had some real empathy for his daughter situation and this has blossomed into the funniest fucking thing