MCRobson

There’s so much to dislike about the Prem this season. Bad refereeing, VAR, six yard box wrestling, players cheating injury, slow throw ins, playing out from defence, passing sideways and back, chinny beards and bad haircuts…I could go on…

I’d like to see the defence bypass midfield and ping the ball wide to him the way Forest did. It’s not part of our game strategy but he thrives on it.

❤️

Apart from now and then 😂

At first it looked as if the ref was walking away. Fernandes went up to him and started pointing at Jacob. Ref turns round and gives Jacob second yellow. Captains telling the ref how to manage the game.

Not sure if they can appeal. Terrible call from the ref. Fernandes also worked hard to persuade him to send Ramsay off.

Getting my jimjams ironed now.

Watching back - the only thing that could have improved Osula’s goal for me would have been close up reactions from Spudhead McGuire and Ratboy Fernandes. #nufc

I am certain we won because I had to go to bed early last night and missed the second half. #nufc

Not one decent shot on target.

And pointless really.

😂

I feel sorry for him.

Many years ago I was trying to lose weight but took a Mars bar to a game. I said “If Newcastle lose, I’m going to eat this Mars bar to punish myself”. I never did lose weight…

He was on the team sheet but he dropped it.

If they keep getting injured it’ll be me.

Meanwhile that lad in the Man U goal has by and large steadied the ship and given the back four confidence.

A favourite, thank you.

There is no G on the end of orangutan even though I have said “orangutang” my entire life. I’m not going to change now. #primates

It was a dreadful game full of falling over, play acting for fouls, wrestling for corners, timid refereeing, back passes and generally shit football. Another reminder that The Premier League is not as magnificent as it thinks it is. #nufc

So he's off to America to speak to a right wing Think Tank this weekend because he's a traitor.

Very mixed feelings bubbling up from today’s feed…NUFC…war….frothing politicians…could do with a few more beaver videos to calm me down. #nufc

Ah that thing where airlines profit from human disasters…

And also covering up ugly architecture.

What a shitbag.

Democrats are just as likely to start a war as an other serving politician in a system that profits from conflict and aggression.

Your optimism is inspiring (shouted from behind sofa where I am hiding until it’s over).