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08.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought the new thing was complaining about men reading in public because they only did it to pick up chicks

07.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alexander the Great erasure is such a funny concept

07.03.2026 13:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So did Biden. At least Trump's gotten them a couple of ceasefires

07.03.2026 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She stubbornly clung to doing genocide and doomed us to a second trump term

06.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Honestly, at this point all I care about is thumbing Chuck Schumer in the eye

06.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

UPDATE: Alright, by popular demand, I have created a Generative AI Slop-Free News feed!

For accessibility purposes, only images with alt text are allowed on the feed.

It costs roughly $3/month to maintain this feed, so I appreciate it if you could chip in a couple bucks to keep it going:

06.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 51 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 2

I think the Canadians invented it after they got mad at us

06.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Mmm the saxons are from germany

06.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the Costco cauliflower crust pizzas are decent. But it's not actually that many fewer calories so why bother

06.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lfg

06.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

06.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First one

05.03.2026 13:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The second couplets never rhyme, it's uncanny

04.03.2026 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The king before him

04.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, this guy sucks

04.03.2026 17:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Specifically the former King of Thailand. He established a fund for any Thais looking to open a restaurant overseas that you could apply to for low cost loans. To this day, if you look around a Thai restaurant almost anywhere in the world, they have a portrait of the old king on the wall somewhere

04.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It was way worse in the aughts though. I had a GF tell me she thought Lohan was chubby in 2006

04.03.2026 15:59 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man is peeking out from behind some leaves with a star on his face ALT: a man is peeking out from behind some leaves with a star on his face

04.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She had it generate a poem, then printed the poem out on decorative poster board as a party favor for vip funeral attendees

03.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

My stepsister actually did this for a family friends funeral. Shocked me to my core

03.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 112 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The whole place is sinking, hubris at its finest

03.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Onion headline: It is Journalism's Sacred Duty to Endanger the Lives of as Many Trans People as Possible

03.03.2026 20:04 — 👍 231 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0

Scrngrab of onion article

03.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.

NOT A JOKE

03.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 1723 🔁 389 💬 24 📌 106

They sunk the Lusitania, folks! The nasty dons are sinking our ships. Many are saying I should go up San Juan hill

03.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish we had a deep state to handle this

03.03.2026 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every j6er is also just some other type of criminal and they all got pardoned

03.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Aren't there like three Taken movies that do that?

03.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it not?

02.03.2026 22:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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