Critical Bass Theory

She’s awful.

Good day for a naked race!

On my way to my second naked 5k. 😎

Polka dot dress hero

Put this up in The Louvre

Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:

“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”

My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*

Rebellions are built on hope.

*applause*

girls be like”i needed this” and it’s just 11 hours and 22 minutes of a LOTR extended edition marathon

Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. It’s cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. I’m gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.

Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. 😂

Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*

Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”

I really don’t know what to do with myself while i wait for my Facebook appeal. I started working on my musical projects but I have nowhere to post it when I finish.

If I don’t win my Facebook appeal, I might have to delete my naturist content here and invite my textile friends to follow me.

Sometimes I still think about the blonde with the sword at King Charles’ coronation.

That’s a stretch lol

Facebook just disabled the account I’ve had (and documented my family with) since 2009. They said I was buying guns??? Hope I win the appeal.

When people are nude together, the source for character and personality comes from the inside instead of the outside. It forces an honest display that is different from when we are wearing clothes. The costume is off & there are no more cues. We appear as we are. No more or less.

*Dad walks into strip club*

Dad: "Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"

Sun’s out; buns out!

I’m gonna go to the protest and then the nudist resort. Or maybe kill two birds with one stone and just protest nude!

I have friends everywhere too!

YES