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Critical Bass Theory

@criticalbasstheory.bsky.social

Bass player, home recording, naturism, spiritual abuse, nerdy stuff, pro wrestling, memes

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Top notch AANR newsletter this month. Entire issue had good information.

27.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My wife and my kid have been in a Cold War for the last year. The anniversary is coming up and it looks more hopeless than ever. And I can’t live without either one of them. I just want to die.

27.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I remember my first beer.

24.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who wants breakfast?

22.02.2026 08:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hugz

22.02.2026 07:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ex’s daughter whom I raised since she was eight is now married and having labor induced tonight. We’ve barely spoken since Teh_Divorce but I have feelings about this.

22.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Absolutely perfect Goldilocks weather. Not too hot, not too cold. Soon, it’ll be a thousand degrees so I’ll take it while I can!

14.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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On a related note, I had a great time at the nudist resort last Saturday!

13.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guess what day it is!

06.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Awww thanks!

04.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite game to play is “guess why she’s mad at me today”.

03.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Life is hard, but I’m harder.

28.01.2026 07:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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She’s awful.

25.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good day for a naked race!

25.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On my way to my second naked 5k. 😎

25.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Polka dot dress hero

Polka dot dress hero

Put this up in The Louvre

24.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 495    🔁 94    💬 22    📌 11

Bedtime prayers with my 5yo:

“Dear Jesus, you’re so pretty. I saw you on a candle at the dollar store.”

My wife and I: *shaking with concealed laughter*

22.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rebellions are built on hope.

19.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*applause*

18.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
girls be like”i needed this” and it’s just 11 hours and 22 minutes of a LOTR extended edition marathon

girls be like”i needed this” and it’s just 11 hours and 22 minutes of a LOTR extended edition marathon

09.10.2025 11:08 — 👍 89    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 2

Nights like this, I wish I lived at the nudist resort. It’s cool but not cold. Warm, but a break from the insane heat. I’m gonna take tomorrow off and try to go there.

10.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously I got reinstated to Facebook. I had posted a joke that the 4yo who was detained by ICE was the same kid I buy all my drugs from and it triggered an automatic suspension. 😂

08.07.2025 14:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me: *strutting around the house wearing a neck fan and a smug expression*

Wife: “Sometimes I wanna punch you in your *^%#*^ face.”

25.06.2025 21:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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