@dphdphdph7.bsky.social
excuse your mouth
Ever look and someone and just know they’re bad in bed?
02.05.2025 12:11 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wowowowow
02.05.2025 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I didn’t get the memo on the hot new water bottle
02.05.2025 11:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Story of my life tbh
27.04.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you lay down in the shower or are you normal
27.04.2025 19:16 — 👍 93 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Spent $400 on a skin care thing for JPs bday. He better use this thing 😩
27.04.2025 19:08 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Passed my second licensing exam (one to go), had a killer leg day, now gonna spend the rainy day playing video games and go celebrate with some friends tonight ♥️
26.04.2025 18:34 — 👍 326 🔁 9 💬 10 📌 0Unfortunately will have to spend the next few months dodging conversations to avoid having to tell people Lorde doesn’t really do anything for me
24.04.2025 11:51 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t follow but watched 3x
23.04.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04 musicals to get to know me
23.04.2025 11:57 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 3Badly
23.04.2025 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I ask myself this daily
23.04.2025 11:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I can hear you chewing over my noise cancelling headphones then perhaps you should be hunted for sport
22.04.2025 18:35 — 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1You did better 😍
22.04.2025 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I did but it burned my skin
22.04.2025 12:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just know it’s girthy and mostly balls 😍😍
22.04.2025 12:09 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Baby it doesn’t matter if you have 7 plates on either side - if those legs are bending less than a plane wing in mild turbulence, you’re not gonna do shit for those muscles
22.04.2025 11:55 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really need to get tf offline 😞
15.04.2025 11:46 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Boss told me I look like a tech ceo today and if he means Elon I’m gonna kms
11.04.2025 16:45 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Trader Joe’s online ordering would heal roughly 15% of my overall anxiety in life
05.04.2025 19:33 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hi short king with the dumpy at the gym! how are you short king with the dumpy at the gym?
27.03.2025 11:21 — 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2😮💨😮💨😮💨
27.03.2025 10:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
27.03.2025 10:37 — 👍 256 🔁 3 💬 12 📌 0
I love butts 🙂↕️
26.03.2025 15:49 — 👍 67 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It is FAR too early and I am FAR too busy today for me to be this worked up 😵💫😵💫😵💫
26.03.2025 11:35 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Omg? 😭🥹😍
11.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥹🥹🥹
11.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You
11.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Invest in your mattress and bedding. Money spent you will never regret.
11.03.2025 11:32 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0How did I wake up 40min early and end up having the best chest day I’ve had in weeks?
11.03.2025 11:25 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
