riverdale polycule

hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously

make your dreams a reality

met some if my cousins' kids: saoirse, siobhan, carrigan, etc.

my family is so Obnoxiously irish it feels wild that not a single person lives in boston

From the movie Hackers: "I got a record. It was Zero Cool. Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988."

Happy Zero Cool Day!

the only way to make it usable is hitting the snooze suggested posts for 30 days feature every 30 days

bloodshot eyes straight mouth emoji

do you guys wanna guess how much sleep i got before leaving for the airport at 5:30am

they activate the same part of the child brain as the dragonology, egyptology, etc. tomes with the fancy covers

one of those statues with a fairy woman and a dragon. it's purple and black and glittery with some kind of gemstone. very kitsch collectible

recently reminiscing on when you were a kid and saw something like this in a store and thought it was the most beautiful thing you'd ever seen

Remember: this has nothing to do with "protecting children", its for data harvesting and mass surveillance - for the profit of billionaires and the empowerment of fascists to control our lives and impose their bigoted norms.

new WFH privilege: being able to wait in the Twelve Thousand person queue for MD Renn Fest tickets i guess!

there are geniuses among us, and they're not talking to chatgpt about physics

i learned so much from her... she said they almost all get lifeguard certified bc a lot of gigs are just like rich adults drinking by a pool so it's good to be prepared for drunk person issues along with the kid party stuff

we've All looked into professional mermaiding youtube before am i right ladies

mermaid in the goth club pool told me i could be a mermaid too and followed me back on insta so i'll be riding that high for a while

i do bake! i haven't as much in a while bc life but i do still like making things every once in a while

happy birthday! those look so good so i hope they were!

i was thinking i might not go for tomes 1 and 2 since i have the originals but you're really going to get me with alt covers and all the page updates huh 😭

OUGH i want to live in there

having guy friends is essential so i can learn about things like "yoyo balls"

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

the anti intellectualism even in "liberal" spaces where people are Always trying to devalue one academic field or another come on guys

i respect my business friends bc clearly you're not evil. but some of them...

picture of me in a mask looking at rhe camera false lashes on captioned "full glam at 12pm on a monday because i remembered they might take my picture for my license"

me sitting in my car giving a peace sign captioned "won't even know how the pic came out until they mail it to me in 7-10 business days"

picture of me in my car feeling myself because my weekday makeup never involves falsies

my old maryland license photo when i kind of had a fuckass bob, headband, red lipstick vs. my new virginia license that's overexposed to hell and back but you Can in fact see the eyeliner and falsies

my old license was the first one i ever got in 2017 isn't that wild

people can struggle in any subject ❤️
everyone has strengths ❤️
lets come together to hate the business school ❤️

meme of that kid with a vein popping out of his head

Not getting sucked into the latest twitter engagement bait fights about STEM vs. humanities even though i have literal statistics from my job

wtf they were all closed sunday too. we were next in line for man of steel when it closed for lightning (understandable) but then never reopened with the other rides later 😭 rajin cajun was also closed but seems like we were spared. also the side quest of stomping 500 lantern flies..

was the old rickety coaster open pls

ooo i love those guys

do you know what it's like to show up with an unusual and get ur ass kicked