KD TheeDon💄💋 kdtheedon

Dear Universe,

Send the woman who is reading this money. Send it in an unexpected way. A way she’s never thought of. Make her smile. Make her laugh when she receives it✨✨✨

14.01.2026 03:57 — 👍 150 🔁 83 💬 12 📌 11

I’m so over this week.

14.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s still big mama, NO KIDS over this way.

01.01.2026 17:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥹💀

01.01.2026 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a blanket on her stomach . ALT: a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a blanket on her stomach .

Niggas still ain’t learned buying drinks in the club ≠ getting some pussy 🙂‍↔️

01.01.2026 15:36 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

Just paid on my braces. Now.. to look up some domestic flights I can take in Q1🙂

01.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s to More Life! More trips. More concerts. More Wine. Happy New Year 🥂

01.01.2026 14:14 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

All of y’all are old and boring oh my god. The staying in jokes are so tired

01.01.2026 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why nobody told me grays grow downstairs too🥲

01.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also in 2026, I’m only entertaining metrosexuals. If you don’t fit the description, move around.

31.12.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You dropped your crown, King

31.12.2025 18:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I only want to be a [paid] hot bitch. That’s it.

31.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My only goals in 2026 is to be hotter than I was this year and to travel even more than I did this year.

31.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This was deffly the YEAR of side quests!

31.12.2025 16:02 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Two periods in the same month the last month of the year gotta be some kind of sick JOKE @God

31.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The idea of them is almost always better than the reality of them.

30.12.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keeping people as fantasies >>> making the fantasy real

30.12.2025 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You should trust your feelings. It’s ok to stop enjoying someone after learning more about who they are.

30.12.2025 03:22 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Every time I even entertained the thought of taking it “there” it comes out like word vomit:

“Do you snore when you sleep? 🤨”
“That’s…. A weird question” “so do you?”

BECAUSE THIS IS PERTINENT INFORMATION THAT WILL THROTTLE MY CRUSH IF SO.

30.12.2025 02:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On ME!!!! Is there no man who sleeps SILENTLY?!

30.12.2025 02:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

living in real life and not on an app>>>>>>>

30.12.2025 00:58 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2

I’m good for hyper analyzing shit. I have to stop doing that bc I never take anyone serious lol.

29.12.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And that’s why y’all need to get your shots!!!

29.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, just one of my terrible habits over intellectualizing EVERYTHING. That’s my bag unfortunately.

29.12.2025 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bingo. Also just having a little perspective. I’m good for zooming out and looking at the bigger picture. Would I entertain this if it were real life?

29.12.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Get. Off. Them. Phones.

29.12.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have but it was a false sense of attachment due to not putting myself out there in my real life.
With that in mind, I make a conscious effort to be present in the physical now.

29.12.2025 22:18 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Currently planning my birthday shenanigans cause why not.

29.12.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love outside so much. Music. Ambiance. My favorite song on full blast. A cocktail. Omg 🥹

29.12.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Having a trash voice ruins it for me too sis. I get it.

29.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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