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Juanito

@mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.

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Noooo first the Fat Boys break up, now this!?

07.11.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watched #Weapons (2025) again, and I have to give hero props to Justine. After being choked out by multiple people and having to shoot two people dead, she was still focused on finding Alex and making sure he was OK.

04.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When did I become a person who can only eat half a rack of ribs?

02.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I’m ever in a Thriller flash mob, put me in the back because ima definitely mess up.

02.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Completing this w/ a couple of glasses of wine was absolutely what I needed this Sunday evening

27.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fun fact: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (2025) was based on this meme.

26.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This has been incredibly relaxing 😌

01.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there a video somewhere that explains how someone’s cubicle turned into a performance space for musical icons?

01.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.

30.09.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I picked the perfect week to buy an adult coloring book. I am going to need it. 😐

30.09.2025 18:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My entire department resigned today, except for me. I have been having uncontrolled bursts of laughter. Maybe hide any sharp objects from me.

30.09.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do people not eat after they do the cocaine?

30.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, I wanna see you be brave.

27.09.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

27.09.2025 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.

17.09.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes poetic justice isn’t a bad enough punishment

06.09.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Anniversary!

02.09.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me in my 20s: Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Me in my 40s: Damn it feels good to sit down.

31.08.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just watched the first two episodes of Alien Earth and I am already hooked. 👍🏼

16.08.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More of the random ass text messages I get

15.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Steals tattoo idea* 😈

15.08.2025 15:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Or worse when I hear the doorbell

15.08.2025 15:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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This is basically the sum up of me working with these contractors.

14.08.2025 18:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#NowWatching The Other Woman (2014) It’s one of those movies you never get tired of watching.

14.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come for the meatballs. Stay for the craft beer.

13.08.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂

12.08.2025 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My humble opinion is that both Barbarian and Weapons did lack the same thing... a little more insight into how each villain came to be. Other than that, I really enjoyed both films 👍

11.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which one of them was going to eat the fourth hotdog? 😂

11.08.2025 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, Ruthie kept getting choked out in this movie 😄 #WeaponsMovie

11.08.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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