Graham Groans

Rough pencil sketch of a tired looking young man, head resting on his hand, smoking a cigarette and staring downward. He has a laurel wreath sitting on his unruly dark hair, and a quiver full of arrows slung over his shoulder.

Preview for "Eros, drunk."

See the whole sketch over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.

hey, @bsky.app, why do videos autoplay with the sound turned on all of a sudden? no matter how many videos i mute, the next one will autostart blasting over speaker again.
Please fix this.

Closely cropped image of a pencil sketch, showing a group of sleeping men, bodies intertwined, heads resting on each other's bodies.

Preview for "Pile On."

See the drawing in all of its manly multitude over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.

A closely cropped sketch of the heads of two guards, wearing crude helmets. The one looking over his shoulder is an orc, grim tusks showing, while of the other one we can only see a curled horn and a pointed ear.

Preview for "Graham's Roleplaying Sketches."

A long post full of sketches and drawings I did, featuring characters, lore, and scenes from the tabletop rpg i am lucky enough to be a part of.

Check it out on patreon.com/grahamgroans.

I KNEW i could trust at least one of you to turn this towards shower sex.
Thank you.

I dont think so? Maybe a bit?
Is that a philosophical question: "If a bar of soap slips out of your hands and falls to the floor, but you are not looking down - does it even bounce?"

hmm... schloop sounds more like liquid soap, right?

yeah, i know. splodge was bait.

well, i was thinking about a bar that has been used right before falling.
soo... your vote goes to phlunk.

Hey, fellow skeeters.
What is the noise a bar of soap makes when it falls onto the shower floor?
"splunk"? "splodge"? "thud"?
Asking for a comic.

Preview for "Another quick glance and 'America's Ass 10: Thor Ragnacock."

See the entire image over on my Patreon.

I just had to send back a Christmas Present to my sister, one she was extremely happy of and felt it fit me perfectly, because I refuse to be part of giving money to Transphobia.
After being loud about that for years, she still gave me that gift. And now *I* feel bad for causing a rift.
Ugh.

Colored drawing of the view through a gloryhole. You can see a man's crotch, as he is unbuckling his belt. The belt buckle says "2026". Theres grafitti on the glory hole's wall. The one above the hole says: "May your next one be everything you've been dreaming of!"

New Year's Wishes.

I mean, it was only a short fling for me, but I do love Chicago, too.

Yay!
Thanks.
Greetings go out to Chicago.

Sheesh.
Thank you.
I often wonder whether I am focusing on the wrong things when drawing my smut.
And then someone like you comes along and appreciates it, and i feel validated.
So, thank you.

But you obviously know more about the whole thing than me. I am not a big DC-reader at all, so your take is probably more accurate.
Still, that doesn't change the List of Canonically Gay Superheroes in my head. Or the list of "probably homophobic fuckups by comic creators that I intend to exploit."

DC decided there's a version of Kryptonite that turns Superman gay.
Not some writer of fanfiction.
Not a men.com porn plot.
DC themselves.

That, to me, is as canon as I need it to be.
Just like John Constantine and King Shark are, canonically, ex-lovers.

A panel from the comic Supergirl #79.

(In case you didn't know, Pink Kryptonite canonically turns Superman gay.
Canonically.
If you don't believe me, see this panel from Supergirl #79 - "Many Happy Returns")

Colored drawing of Superman in mostly dark violet hues, standing in front of a brick wall. He is naked but for a leather cuff around his bicep, a leather harness with the Superman-logo on the chest, and a cockring connected to the harness. His head is tilted backwards, he is looking at the viewer with half-closed eyes, grabbing his pec with one hand, and his huge hard cock with the other. On the wall behind his head is a pink neon sign, spelling out "Pink Kryptonite" in cursive writing. The metal rings in his harness and the cockring are glowing in the same pink color as the neon sign. The same pink glow is glinting in Superman's eyes. His hard cock is trailing a long string of precum. Across the bottom of the image is written: "Our dedicated team of neuropharmacologists, exogeologists, hypnotists, occultists, and parasitologists, work tirelessly to make our world - and its superheroes - queerer and more sexually insatiable. Please consider donating your skills, bodies, or brains, to further our research and help us make your dreams cum true. PINK KRYPTONITE - Gooning the World."

"Pink Kryptonite."

Closely cropped penciled sketch, showing the head, shoulder, knee of a young smiling man, as well a small part of his hands. He is bent and twisted as if stuck in a small box (like, for example, the box of a christmas present?), but does seem to be very happy about it.

Preview for "Good Boy (TM)."

See this in full, as well as loads of other exclusive sketches, over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.

Colored drawing of three rows of ginger haired men, lying on a huge piece of baking paper, seen from above. Each of the men is naked, or almost so, and visibly shown in post-orgasmic bliss. Each of them has cum dripping from their reddened assholes, or wears streaks of cum across their bodies. Some are lying on their backs, but most of them are on all fours, lifting their spread asses towards the viewer. The image is cropped in a way which suggests that there are many more men lying on that paper besides the visible nine.

"Ginger Bred."

Colored drawing of a ginger man, lying on his stomach, seen from above. His head is twisted to its side so that we can see his face, both of his hands are reaching backwards, out of the frame, to the small of his back. He is lying on what seems to be baking paper; the calves of another man are visible at the upper left and right corner of the image, as if another man was lying above the first.

Preview for "Ginger Bred."

(See the art in its entire weird glistening glory over at patreon.com/grahamgroans.)

Then don't.
Why should you?

Closely cropped drawing of Superman's head and shoulders. He is wearing what seems to be a harness with the Superman-Logo on the chest; his head is slightly tilted, his mouth hangs slightly open, and he stares at the viewer with a faraway look in his eyes. In the center of his eyes glows a small pink light. He is standing against a brick wall, on which a neon sign is mounted. The neon sign supposedly reads "Pink Kryptonite" in cursive, but most of it is cropped out.

Preview for "Pink Kryptonite."

(See the whole thing on patreon.com/grahamgroans)

I HAVE ORDERED IT! Weeks ago! From my favourite gay bookstore, nonetheless.
BUT IT TAKES SO LONG UNTIL ITS COMING! Where's my instant gratification?

Colored drawing showing a man, sitting cross-legged, arms around his knees, holding a cup of coffee close to his face. His eyes are closed, his lips are parted lightly. He is wearing socks and underwear. Golden light emanates from the cup, bathing the man's face; he is sat in front of a lilac colored backround that is broken up by golden rays, emanating as well from the cup.

"First Cup of the Day."

I have spent the last two days at the QWEER X-MAS FEST in Berlin, selling stuff, networking, getting to know people, and being shamelessly flirted at.

And now, I posted a long update about it over on my patreon.
Come check it out:
www.patreon.com/posts/market...

Every once in a while, I stumble across an artist who's talent and skill leaves me too awestruck to even get envious.
@daddis.bsky.social is one of those.
His use of color pencils and pastels makes me swoon.

Noooo!

Don't fret. I'll have a really cool online store really soon! You can buy it then!