Katie Hoffman phdivakatie - Bluesky Statics

Harvey!

01.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brilliant!

01.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's file that under "No sh*t, Sherlock."

21.01.2026 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All I can see is how awful he looks. Truly.

09.12.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait... he's giving them $40 billion altogether, so that's more like 25 percent.

09.12.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You'll get no argument from me.

25.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quiet, Piggy.

23.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I dreaming all of this sh*t? If so, will somebody wake me up, please?

21.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing
I wouldn't answer the phone.

19.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It turned out as it should. No conviction for assault with a deli weapon.

08.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Sally says hello.

08.11.2025 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's go with that!

03.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surprised there isn't a gold toilet.

01.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They have collective selective memory.

23.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh

23.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, yeah. That's how they roll.

23.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't forget the fast food outdoor patio abomination that's covered the rose garden. We need a jackhammer for that job.

22.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A metaphor for his presidency.

22.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somewhere, there must be a village missing an idiot.

22.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought she had crawled off to obscurity. Ick.

10.09.2025 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I couldn't have said this better.

12.08.2025 11:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's awful.

18.07.2025 01:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was there ever any doubt?

03.06.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ouch!

11.05.2025 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not accurate.

14.04.2025 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gerrymandering.

14.04.2025 12:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who'da thunk it?

17.03.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.”

- Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training

17.03.2025 11:52 — 👍 10298 🔁 2456 💬 140 📌 345

OMG. The comment about " correctile dysfunction." 💀💀💀💀❄️⚰️

17.03.2025 20:06 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not bored. Just not giving him any attention.

06.03.2025 03:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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