@hallmarkmedialulz.bsky.social
The paperwork for our temp office access is like fortknox. Just for another rando to get access again 😂
03.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@hallmark.bsky.social
🤗
@hallmark.bsky.social
Yesterday I enjoyed mid afternoon hot yoga and a nice glass of wine.
Did about 45 minutes of actual work 😝
@hallmark.bsky.social
Today I did my oil change in my driveway, cleaned my living room and had sexual intercourse.
2 hours of actual work today 🤗
@hallmark.bsky.social heard ya taking part in a "career faire"
Help me understand how you gonna talk about jobs when we have NONE and keep laying off people left and right?!!
In more important news I made breakfast while on a call I didn't need to be on 🤡
It's easy because we underpay our actors 😂
26.08.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All we see is green dirty water
26.08.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll cancel Christmas movies. Don't think I won't do that shit cuz I will.
You won't have @hallmark.bsky.social to kick around anymore 💅
The fuck is an "SFF" element?
26.08.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why you hating on us? We just trying to spread Lacey Chabert wherever we can 😂
22.08.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh you mean every hallmark movie ever?
19.08.2025 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You would be surprised what you can see before it's released thanks to really bad tech at H+ 😂
19.08.2025 05:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't @ us bro
19.08.2025 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we the baddies?
Cameron Bure come home!
No, we have very real expectations that include a Lacey Chabert in every movie
19.08.2025 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@hallmark.bsky.social
T minus x days til the office closes and we go wild! Who's up for mid day naps?!!
lulz, GAF aka GAR network getting neutered
21.03.2025 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do we change security guards faster then the water dispenser filters?
16.03.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He probably cheated
01.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you seen our new content?
Don't be a hater if you havent given our services a try
Hey, don't lump us in with hate. We are an inclusive company that periodically discriminates against old people
01.02.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leave us out of this
01.02.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn't give you anything. In fact go subscribe to Hallmark plus right now and pay the full year price
01.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@hallmark.bsky.social
*pokes with stick*
You ok over their?
The Coffee Cart is so good that coffee badging becomes coffees badging
01.02.2025 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@hallmark.bsky.social
I swear if we get another email from the VP of office sectetaries telling us about lost keys.
@hallmark.bsky.social
How you gonna expect us to be in the office more when you only give us single ply toilet paper?
