Margaret Cretzmeyer

Live action Waylon Smithers

🚨🚨🚨SILVER ALERT for the SHREVEPORT AREA🚨🚨🚨

My brother Mike (pictured below) has been wandering the streets for days now. He keeps trying to hold pretend press conferences but then insists he doesn't know anything about anything. It's very sad!

If you have seen him, please let our family know!

It’s time

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

He wants to kill Obamacare, but has no other plan. He is not satisfied with his deportation operation because his ICE agents are not abusive enough. He plans to continue murdering people in the Caribbean Sea because the law and these humans are of no concern to him. All this thanks to John Roberts.

Grijalva: I do think that Speaker Johnson misplayed his hand.

There are people all over this nation who were out there with signs that said, “Swear her in.” They wouldn’t have even known about me otherwise.

Thank you for highlighting how corrupt the system you’re protecting really is.

The context for the trolling is tragic. But this statement definitely earns an A+. Especially since the target is that horrible orange man. 👇🏽

"exododus"

The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.

It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.

I forgot who Cuomo beat to win his first race

This is a bad move. So sorry for you and the readers.

I think it’s….interesting…that some on right seem to just suddenly becoming aware of their Nick Fuentes problem. When Trump invited him to dine at Mar-a-lago where did you all think this was going?

Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less about what's going on?

The best part about the school voucher scam? Private religious schools use vouchers to recruit athletes.

They are defunding public schools to make their football teams better…

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

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Universal Truths Unspoken costs

Government policies reward and compensate too much corn that needs too much fertilizer which runs off into too many streams and rivers and eventually kills too many people.

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Democrats must not cave in to Trump | Bernie Sanders The government shutdown is not an accident. Trump’s budget would push millions into poverty and must be stopped

Democrats must not cave to Trump now.

We cannot allow health care premiums to double, 15 million to lose their health insurance and Trump’s authoritarianism to accelerate.

To surrender now would be a historic tragedy for our country, something history won’t look kindly upon.

ICE again prevents Chicago Catholics from bringing Eucharist to immigrant detainees More than 2,000 faithful gathered to pray outside the Broadview ICE Detention Center Nov. 1, but the group's main request — to bring Communion to detainees — was rejected by federal immigration offici...

After repeatedly requesting permission and following all the official guidelines, Catholic bishop, priests, sisters and lay people were refused permission to distribute Communion to migrants in ICE detention center, on All Saints Day. A religious freedom issue: www.ncronline.org/news/ice-aga...

I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.

He’s so serious!

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Keystone Kash needed a distraction from the story that he took another private govt jet to watch his girlfriend sing. apnews.com/article/detr...

CBS fired all the black people in charge of covering race for the network and found all the white people in those jobs other jobs. That's what Bari Weiss is doing at CBS.

There’s a name for this.

C O R R U P T I O N

AP: “A U.S. Senate investigation report released by @ossoff.senate.gov has uncovered dozens of credible reports of medical neglect and poor conditions in immigration detention centers nationwide…” apnews.com/article/immi...

EUGENE DANIELS: “You said diversity can be a weakness. What did you mean?”

CUOMO: “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan.”

EUGENE: “I’m Eugene.” 🤦🏻‍♂️

(Jonathan is the other Black host. SNL’s writers have nothing on Cuomo!)

So trumps probably never read the great Gatsby, but is it possible that no one at mar-a-lago has read the great Gatsby?